The Ass Family's Car Decal

[RushIsRot]

[Bjornsdotter]

1. That was funny!

....thanks for sharing :toast:

[RushIsRot]

3. Glad you liked it. A buddy in Las Vegas sent it to me and it had

LOUNGE stamped all over it. :-)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear RushIsRot!

I love it!

Very funny!

:rofl: :rofl:

[RushIsRot]

4. You are very kind my dear Ms. Peggy!

:hi:

[Ron Green]

5. Where's Jive?

He's part of the extended family.

[RushIsRot]

6. Jive was sick the day the decal was made. Sorry.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

24. Not to mention grandpa Jack. -nt

[RushIsRot]

25. We laid Grandpa Jack to rest back in '92.

[DarkTirade]

7. Hey! Where'd they get the picture of my family?

:)

[RushIsRot]

13. There was this catalog -- The Dysfunctionals. I thought MY family

wrote the book!

[NMDemDist2]

8. HA! this is worth a kick for sure n/t

[RushIsRot]

10. Thank you for the kick!

[Ellen Forradalom]

9. Reminds me of dear old Uncle Punk

He took on his wife's name, so now he's Punk Ass-Bitch.

[RushIsRot]

11. Uncle Punk still drops in -- especially on meatloaf day.

[regnaD kciN]

12. You left off one...

HORSE'S

[RushIsRot]

14. Cousin Horsey! We seldom speak of him.

[xchrom]

15. kick ass

[RushIsRot]

17. We used to wonder about aunt Kick a lot, but later learned that

she and hubby, Sore moved to Australia.

[GenDem]

16. If I didn't work at a Catholic School I would so want that

:rofl:

[RushIsRot]

18. Do they have something against donkeys?

BTW, is your doggie a schipperke? My friend has one and she tells me that their first day down here in the wilderness, hers treed a bear.

[GenDem]

27. They are a brave little dog

I have two and they are both fearless.

[sasquatch]

19. Ddo Catholic Schools provide a pension for their employees?

[GenDem]

28. I am a part time Art teacher

If I put in 20+ hours per week the diocese provides benefits. I am just under, but am interviewing with another school up the road -- if I take that position it will put me at the hours where I get benefits - retirement, health insurance, etc. I have all those through my husband -- all but the retirement.

I think it all depends on the school and if it's under the administration of the local diocese.

[mzteris]

20. I just saw the smiley for them!

[RushIsRot]

22. But, but, butt...

:evilgrin:

[krispos42]

21. Kick! Now if only somebody can make one for the Schitt Family...

Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says: "You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation:

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt.
They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The Deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents objection, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were still living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Shitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens Wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Daawg, Byrd, Hoarse and Bull.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", You can correct them!

[cloudbase]

23. I've got to get one of those, but with a cat.

My cat is the family lazy ass.

[RushIsRot]

26. Here's one place that adds pets.

http://www.customlabels4u.com/decals-stickfamily.shtml

[Dukkha]

29. I thought they were talking about this ass family

[RushIsRot]

30. Certainly apt for the current inhabitants of the White House.

[Initech]

31. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

Where can I buy one of those? :rofl:

[RushIsRot]

32. See reply #26, or Google Ass Family Car Decal. I got a lot of hits.

[meow2u3]

33. I don't see Kick anywhere

Was he thrown out of the family? :shrug:

[RushIsRot]

34. In honor of Skittles, Kick is a she. Check response #17.