CAPTION Cheney offering a false idol to this guy

[underpants]

Pope John Paul (news - web sites) II receives a crystal dove from U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney (news - web sites) in his private library at the Vatican (news - web sites) January 27, 2004. Cheney met Pope John Paul Tuesday to try to mend relations soured by the Iraq (news - web sites) war and the pontiff said the United States must work for peace. 'In a world marked by conflict, injustice and division ... I encourage you and your fellow citizens to work at home and abroad for the growth of international cooperation and solidarity in the service of that peace,' the pontiff said. Photo by Pool/Reuters

[BlueEyedSon]

1. I'm sure that one of them is supposed to burst into flames

or into a pillar of salt or something....

[jedicord]

2. Does this mean Cheney gets to go to Heaven now?

Just wondering...

[commander bunnypants]

5. Now how is Skeletor gonna get in heaven?

:shrug:


DDQM

[Braden]

3. As you can clearly see here your emminence

on page 321 that I Richard Cheney actually posses the mineral rights under the vatican.

[wysimdnwyg]

4. PJPII: Listen here, boy...

Don't be bringin' your evil shit up in here. This here is the Vatican, and we don't do no evil, bee-ach!

[tom_paine]

6. You'd think the Pope's Spider Sense would tingle or something

when confronted by an Imerial Stooge of the AntiChrist.

Like, his mere touch would cause Evil Dick to burst into flames or SOMETHING.

On the other hand, God did nothing about Hitler, Stalin, and Ferdinand Marcos, so why we would think She would do something about the latest incarnation of evil is foolishly vain hope.

[peekaloo]

7. Big Dick: I broke this ornament in the Vatican gift shop

so they made me buy it. Maybe you could "heal" it for me.

[Qutzupalotl]

8. Look, just bless my stock portfolio, wouldja, padre?

And make it snappy. I got places to go, people to do in.

[cosmicdot]

9. Dick offered the dove on a copy of his Energy Task Force Report

... but, he kept inching it away from the Pope making it difficult for the Pope to grab it ... all the while, Dick made a smirking sound out of the side of his mouth ...

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

10. 30 silver pieces or some gold coins, your Eminence? I have lots of them

looted from the infidels in Iraq.

[LastKnight]

11. JP2 to DC: so... hows the crusade going?

i know you can be a bit touchy when it comes to criticisim of your holy plundering and suppression of human rights in foreign lands dripping with oil... but i was wondering if you had planned on setting up any missionaries... i want first dibs if you do...

-LK

[LastKnight]

12. no caption here... but who else sees an uncanny resemeblence...

they HAVE to be related or something...

-LK

[Bertha Venation]

13. Look, DICK, you wouldn't know peace if it bit you on the ass. Now

get the fuck outta my sight with your POS dove. I'm about to die, and I won't see the world as it is when repaired by the next American administration -- what the fuck do I want with a god damned glass dove? Piss off!

[Astarho]

14. Looks like Cheney's evil is causing the Pope some pain