the brain store

[sniffa]

a guy waLks into the brain store to buy a new brain (suspend disbeLief for the purposes of this joke). the proprietor shows the man a few modeLs.

cLerk: here we have a bartcopper's brain. that is on saLe today for $1000.

customer: hmm, that's not a bad deaL. what eLse you got?

cLerk: here sir, is a DUer's brain. today, you can have this brain for $2500 after rebate.

customer: ooh, a DUer? that's a big maybe. what eLse you got?

cLerk: here, is our most expensive brain we seLL: the freeper's brain. it cost $10,000.

customer: $10,000!!!? why is that brain so expensive!?

cLerk: sir, this brain has never been used.






ba dum bum

[Midlodemocrat]

1. What does that have to do with global warming?

:shrug:


:loveya:


Great joke, BTW.

[sniffa]

2. what about the braziLLion dead in iraq!!?

and thank you.

:loveya:

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Listen you nazi, I can think about more than one thing at a time.

:rofl:


Lounge on Sundays = GD lite.

[LeftyMom]

4. They really can't help that their mothers drank paint thinner during pregnancy

Maybe someday there will be a cure, but until then we need to show compassion.

[Midlodemocrat]

5. I don't know, LM. I think we need to start thinking extermination.

[LeftyMom]

6. You would, Hitler.

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Listen

Bullying is hard work. Gotta keep in shape.

[LeftyMom]

8. You only said that because I'm 26 1/2.

Fuck you. Grow up!

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Oh, yeah. Well

YOU need to be kept in your place. What kind of an idiot says that they are 26 1/2? What are you a toddler or something?

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

10. Don't you have somebody to bully at bunko or the pta? Church? Brownies? Old folks home?

Bully! I don't care what you say!

























please keep talking to me, I like the attention

[Midlodemocrat]

11. I think I'll stay here and bully YOU.

[sniffa]

12. woah, woah, woah!

caLm down poL pot, and idi amin. :eyes: