greatauntoftriplets just told me that the triplets, do not, in fact, exist.

[Midlodemocrat]

Their mother dresses up small clowns in matching clothes and passes them as triplets.

:cry:

What a shock for her. Please send her some lounge vibes.

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. And those clowns are great actors!!!

Two weeks into first grade and they still have their teachers fooled. Said teachers should hear what they say about them.

:eyes:

[Left Is Write]

2. Scary clowns?

[Midlodemocrat]

3. This is awful and not at all PC

but my son's friend Cameron is terrified of clowns, 'little people' and buttons.

One night I was bringing them home from the pool and they were arguing back and forth about who was a bigger scaredy cat and I finally said. "Stop It! Boy Midlo, you are afraid of storms. Cameron, if you saw a midget clown covered in buttons you'd die of fright".

They both laughed so hard in the car I think they peed.

[Left Is Write]

8. Buttons?

BUTTONS?

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Yup. When he was a baby, his mom couldn't wear a shirt with buttons

and when his sister got her ears pierced, he wouldn't sit next to her at the dinner table.

He's a great kid. Little quirky, though. :rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. If you have to ask...

...beware learning the terrible truth

:scared:

[Richard Steele]

4. Cool! Where did she find clowns that small?

[Midlodemocrat]

5. They're available via mailorder.

smallclowns.com

You have to pay extra for the shoes.

[Richard Steele]

6. Thanks! This is the breakthrough my big plan has been waiting for!

:evilgrin:

[greatauntoftriplets]

7. Amazing, isn't it!!

And she has to replace them every year. The first year was the most difficult, because of the size requirement. Also the fact that they had to be willing to be breastfed. And forget about their toilet training...actually, that lasted several years.

:bounce: