Skinner just told me that DU does not, in fact, exist.

[Midlodemocrat]

You have all been posting into air as part of an experiment by Homeland Security.

You now have 30 minutes to gather up your belongings so you can be taken to a re-education camp.

Thank you for your assistance.

:patriot:

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. *snort*

:rofl:

[sasquatch]

17. .

:spank:

[Left Is Write]

2. This is something to do with quantum molecular biological physics, isn't it?

[Richard Steele]

3. If DU doesn't exist, then who sent me that Moderator Warning this morning?

[Midlodemocrat]

5. That wasn't a warning. It was your receipt for your small clowns.

[Richard Steele]

19. The ones I haven't ordered yet?

I guess I'm gonna decide to pay extra for the
time-traveling variety after all. I should look
around, in case they're already here!

[Midlodemocrat]

20. Telling ya. Homeland Security went all out on this experiment.

They even had hot tub installed for the 'mods'. Can you imagine? Top shelf booze, too.

[greatauntoftriplets]

23. WTF is this about small clowns????

I spent the evening with three of them. One of whom rubbed cortisone cream on my oak mite bite.

:)

[Midlodemocrat]

38. I'm sorry. I thought you knew.

dicksteele has a master plan to apparently take over the world that involves small clowns.

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. But the nice man said there'd be ice cream if I let them put these wires in my head.

Now I know that I've been duped.

[LeftyMom]

6. Then who was that I slept with?

:scared:

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Another loyal patriot taking one for the team.

Flvegan. I salute you. :patriot:

[LeftyMom]

8. Well, whoever it was, he deserves a medal.

Whenever you fascists decide to do another mind control experiment have him call me! :loveya:

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Oh, we have you two permanently paired off.

Not many vegans in the control group, so we figured we'd better keep you together.


:hide:

[LeftyMom]

14. Control group?

That's the one that gets unlimited sex and vegan pie, right? Cause if it's not, we want to be in that group.

[Midlodemocrat]

15. Yes. And you get to play with the kittens and the puppies.

[LeftyMom]

16. What about bunnies?

We also like bunnies.

[Midlodemocrat]

18. Okay, but no chicks.

Their poop smells too much.

[LostinVA]

22. Slept with? Who am I marrying?

[LeftyMom]

25. A freeper. The guns and SUV should have clued you in.

:D

[LostinVA]

26. OMG -- no, no, that can't be true

Technically, she doesn't own any of her own guns...and she's driving a Swedish import now.

Freepers don't drive Swedish imports.

[matcom]

10. EarlG just told me SKINNER doesn't exist!

Therefore, you my dear are to be raptured in the next 10 minutes and it is in fact, now known, that you have been praying to a false God.

Heaven help you now!






























:P

[Midlodemocrat]

11. What does he know? He's British.

The one true overlord, Elad is in control. You and your scooter are next.


:bounce:

[matcom]

12. you can have my scooter when you pry it from my cold, dead.....

groin

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Elad? Are you getting all this?

Carry on, sir, with your posting. Thank you. :patriot:

[Name removed]

29. Deleted sub-thread

Sub-thread removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Richard Steele]

21. Don't believe everything he says- I'm starting to suspect he isn't even a real Earl.

[Midlodemocrat]

44. I think you're onto something. I think the EarlG comes from a

type of tea. :think:

[Ellen Forradalom]

24. Skinner has been duped by the conspiracy.

[Aristus]

27. Remember when this: _|_ , used to get you a "flipping off" smilie?

Well...just imagine that it still does. B-)

[Midlodemocrat]

31. Note to Homeland Security:

The next time Aristus is on Jeopardy, we DO NOT root for him. We DO NOT root for him.

[Aristus]

34. Won't happen anyway.

I'm a loser! B-)

One appearance only. :hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

36. Far from it. The fact that you got on shows your smarts.

I was very proud that I knew you, if only through DU. My kids were mega impressed as well because they are always saying that I should go on.

When I said that you and I belonged to the same board, they were really wowed by it.

You did great. :hug:

[Aristus]

45. Aw shucks! Thank you, midlo!

:blush::hug:

[MilesColtrane]

28. The first rule of DU is that you do not talk about DU

The second rule: you DO NOT talk about DU.

The third rule is if someone thanks you for your "concern", calls you a paid Republican operative, or puts you on Ignore, the fight's over.

Fourth rule: The more posters you have on your side, the better.

The fifth rule is multiple fights in the same thread are mandatory.

The sixth rule is No shirt, no shoes...(sometimes no pants...after all, this IS the internets)

The seventh rule: Fights will go on as long as the mods allow.

...and Rule 8: If it's your first post on Democratic Underground, you HAVE to fight.

[Midlodemocrat]

30. Too late. Homeland Security has been recording all of you

for years.

Thank you for playing. You are a true American. :patriot:

Unlike those other subversives in the lounge like DS1 and LostinVA. They're the first to go.

[yvr girl]

32. You clearly don't know the secret code word

He can't let the truth out to just anyone.

[Midlodemocrat]

35. Oh, I do. I do.

Hint: There are swedish involved. Shhhh.

[flvegan]

33. Skinner is Elad's sockpuppet.

That's it, that's all.

[Midlodemocrat]

37. Not surprised. Elad is a vegan after all.

And, therefore superior.


:hide:


:loveya:

[LeftyMom]

39. Okay, who slipped Midlo the subliminal mind control version of Meet Your Meat?

Hon, you're in so much trouble right now.

[Midlodemocrat]

40. Okay, Okay, I ADMIT IT!

I had chicken for dinner.

There!!! Are you happy now???? YOU BULLY!!!!


:cry:

:cry:

[flvegan]

41. Midlo really just needed to meet some good, honest meat.

Simple enough.

[krispos42]

42. freepers around the world cheer...

...then turn on each other!

[Midlodemocrat]

43. Except that most of them can't read.

:woohoo: