I may have to preemptively divorce Haruka -she just said she likes vegan lasagna

[LostinVA]

Sorry LeftyMom and Flvegan: I'm half Sicilian, there's no such thing as vegan lasagna.

[flvegan]

1. She likes the vegan meat.

It tastes better. For real.

Go figure.

Oh, and Sicilian ain't got shite to do with it.

[LostinVA]

6. That's not what Leftymom told me

[LeftyMom]

9. The hell you say!

Tofurkey sausage is teh nummy.

[LostinVA]

14. Somebody -- and I think you know who -- says the kiebasa is better

[LeftyMom]

30. It is really good

I need to try the beer brats.

[Critters2]

68. Boca bratwurst is better than the real thing.

Or so I'm told.

[LeftyMom]

2. And all this time everybody thought it was The Gays destroying marriage.

Muhahahahahahaha! :evilgrin:

[LostinVA]

4. HYmmm... I wonder if I'll get divorced because being gay will make me want to marry someone gay

[Ellen Forradalom]

3. Which half?

Upper or lower?

[LostinVA]

5. Taste buds

[RetroLounge]

7. In that case, I'll marry you...

Oh, wait. Damn. Never mind.

RL

[Cabcere]

8. I've never had vegan lasagna

but veggie lasagna is pretty darn good. :9 Of course, I like the meaty stuff too every once in a while...

[DS1]

10. a lesbian preferring the meatless option

for the second time today: inconceivable!

[LostinVA]

15. I would say what she really likes to eat but

it would get this thread locked.

[DS1]

17. Really?

It's been a long time since DU had an indepth discussion regarding carpets, boxen, and rugs.

[LostinVA]

20. Neither of us have carpets or rugs

It does, however, involve vegan chickens with XY chromosomes, but I heard you're bad at molecular biology, so I don't know, if you know, what "XY" means.

[DS1]

25. I'll be in my bunk

[Midlodemocrat]

33. HOLY SHIT!!!

:rofl:

and yeah, he is, he told me so.

[LostinVA]

35. Yeah, only LeftyMom knows the original term I used

[krispos42]

67. Roosters?

:hide:

[LostinVA]

71. Close

[Nevernose]

52. I post jokes like that, I get crucified

Clearly a vegan thing... :)

[LostinVA]

53. It depends on if it's a friendly pev or an unfriendly pev

And, DS1's a big meat eater.

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Vegan lasagna? What is it layered with? Dirt?

Don't hurt me flvegan. I'm old.

[LeftyMom]

12. Dude, we're gonna recruit the kidlos while you're swilling boxed wine at the 'zillafest.

Tofu on the freeper grill, you'll see.

:evilgrin:

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Sadly, and much to their mother's chagrin, twon't be hard.

BabyMidlo will eat just about anything that isn't moving, BoyMidlo is the king of carbs and TeenMidlo is convinced that she is a 'fat pig', so I think food might be out for her.

[LostinVA]

18. Eh -- we're going upscale

Midlo's going to get her own magnum of Barefoot Chardonnay.

[Midlodemocrat]

22. :woohoo:

:woohoo:

Bully.

[LostinVA]

23. If you're going to call me a bully, then it's

Mad Dog 20/20 for you.

[Midlodemocrat]

24. It's a term of endearment.

Apparently we're all bullies. :woohoo:

[LostinVA]

27. Oh yeah -- I forgot

:woohoo:

[LostinVA]

16. Worse -- it's layered with tofu

Don't worry about flvegan. Haruka's going to kill me.

[Midlodemocrat]

19. I know. But I am totally afraid of him.

He's comfortable with pit bulls and I'm afraid of bunnies.

[LostinVA]

21. Haruka has attack bunnies

Well, they only attack her pet box turtle, but still.

[flvegan]

26. Haruka is only going to kill you to get in my pants.

She wants my soybeans, and rightfully so since they're huge.

[LostinVA]

28. I'm pretty sure she doesn't want your "soybeans"

[flvegan]

29. "Pretty sure" is what...60%?

That's right.

[LostinVA]

31. 99.999999999999999%

[flvegan]

34. Cool...I still have some room to move.

Thanks!!

[LostinVA]

38. Actually, no

But you can rent porn from the hotel TV.

[Midlodemocrat]

70. Which hotel?

:hide:

Kidding. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!

[Midlodemocrat]

32. LM is so going to kick your ass.

And, we will so enjoy watching.


:rofl:

[flvegan]

36. Worth it? Survey says...?

YAAAAAAAA-BOOOOOIIIIIIYYYYYYY!!!!!!

I'm dead.

[Midlodemocrat]

41. Pretty much. Nice knowing ya. Lovely parting gifts behind the red curtain.

:rofl:

[Skittles]

37. you want I should kick some vegan ass, LostinVa?

I have a slot open around midnight

[LostinVA]

39. Go for it -- I need to get working on a wedding seating chart

People should be trying to get on my good side, lest I seat them with Granny.

[Midlodemocrat]

40. OH PLEASE seat me with GRANNY!!!!!

That way I can drink copious amounts and no one can judge.


:rofl:

[LostinVA]

42. The DU table will be next to the Granny table

BTW, we're having a Catholic priest doing a reading at the wedding. He rocks!

[LeftyMom]

44. Which one of us is liveblogging the reception?

I might need to invest in a crackberry.

[LostinVA]

47. OMFG -- that would be great!

If there's wireless at the location, Haruka is so bringing her iBook and putting it at the DU table. Seriesly.

PS And, for all of you pevs (ie Flvegan), she'll put all of her porn in a password protected folder.

[LeftyMom]

49. We have our own laptops and porn- we're wedding guests, not refugees. nt

[LostinVA]

51. Oh yeah -- I forgot

It's in New Jersey, not Miami.

[flvegan]

57. U underestimate my hacker/cracker/phreaking skillz.

When you get a BFA (look it up, n00b) don't look in my direction.

[Midlodemocrat]

60. I don't have a laptop currently.

(Left it in Myrtle Beach, don't ask)

But, I think liveblogging and possibly a webcam are the way to go.

[LostinVA]

63. 'Zillafest 2007

[lost-in-nj]

61. And download pictures!!!!!

As it happens!!!!!


YEAH!!!!



lost

[Ellen Forradalom]

43. This Thread is Worthless without Recipes

What's in the vegan lasagna that makes it relationship-threateningly good?

[flvegan]

45. Me.

[LeftyMom]

46. Oh Christ.

:eyes:

[LostinVA]

48. Ick

[flvegan]

54. Forgot the "d" love.

I kid, I seriously kid.

[LostinVA]

55. Erk

[LostinVA]

50. Tofu

And it makes it relationship-threateningly bad.

[billyoc]

56. Lasagna - meat - cheese = Spaghetti-O's

:rofl:

[flvegan]

58. Insulting and stupid are two strong points NOT to flaunt.

But then...

[LostinVA]

59. OMG!

[eyesroll]

65. Spaghettios actually have cheese in them.

:shrug:

[billyoc]

69. Good point, can vegans eat chemical cheese?

:shrug:

[LostinVA]

72. No -- you can play elsewhere, though

[krispos42]

62. New Jersey is full of Italians...

(or as they say in the Midwest, Eye-talians), so I think you'll find a sympathetic jury.

I speak as a half-Italian myself

[LostinVA]

64. She's mostly Irish with a little of Swiss

In other words, she's culinarily screwed.

[krispos42]

66. Oh, GAWD!!! Irish lasagna...

I have a story aobut that...

Now, about ten years ago, senior year in high school and I was looking towards college. My mom knew of a friend of a friend's husband who was an architect, and arrainged to have dinner with them, then he would show me his home office and what he worked on.

Now, I'm a meat-and-potatoes kind of guy. Don't like veggies at all. I fully support vegetarianism because it leaves more meat for me, yanno?

So we go to their house, and she had made vegetable eggplant lasagna.

Not only that, but this couple were both Irish. Really Irish. Pale skin, freckles, red hair, the whole nine yards. They had accents, even. I think they came over at a young age or something, or maybe they were first-generation. So in addition to not having Italian food in the blood to begin with, it was this gross thing full of shredded carrots and green peppers and god knows what else. I think I have a vague recollection of chickpeas.

I think I blocked most of it out.

When my parents saw the food, they shot anxious looks at me. But not to worry. I managed to choke down (literally) the eggplant thingy with the help of bread and butter, and even managed to give a smile to the hostess and politely turn down seconds.

My mom called me a hero afterwards, in the car. I shoulda gotten a medal or something for my mental injuries!