Our local economy is getting so bad so fast that...

[Ilsa]

the tooth fairy left my son a promissory note;

my wine club is tasting milk.

Okay, your turn.

[Ellen Forradalom]

1. The bank foreclosed

on my foreclosure.

[Ilsa]

2. ...we're going to burn my husband's

cigars for light and heat this winter.

[ruiner4u]

3. someone stole my piggy bank for the scrap copper..

that wasn't very good, i know.. but im tied and about to goto bed...:)

[Joe Fields]

4. It's so bad, that my banker had to go to a pawn shop to get a loan.

[blockhead]

5. our local economy is so bad....

I seen a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his OWN pockets.