I have a VERY attractive woman in my bed tonight.

[flvegan]

Of course, I'm on the couch. She's adopting a dog, and I've given up my room so that she can get some sleep and spend some more time with the dog.

Sigh.

[RetroLounge]

1. Dude...

is there jello involved?

:hi:

RL

[Fire Walk With Me]

2. And live streaming internet video?

[flvegan]

5. No, but we doublechecked the mattress cover for liquid penetration.

Besides, Jello has gelatin...a vegan no-no.

[Guava Jelly]

3. leftymom is over?

:D.....I have cats in my bed..wrong kind of P_s..nevermind

[flvegan]

6. I wish.

I'd need a frikkin subcontractor to give me an estimate of what it'd charge to replace the windows we blew out on the couch.

I've got the same kinda P_s...outside.

[LeftyMom]

4. Don't do shit like that to my blood pressure, it's bad for me.

Urge to kill fading... fading...

[flvegan]

7. I'm thinking that I might do the

"oh, sorry, I went to the bathroom and wrongly wandered back into my room and my bed" thing. Sorry. Nice boobs, though."

[LeftyMom]

10. Try that routine with somebody who doesn't know you so well.

Hell, you weren't even that forward with me! I seem to recall I had to ask for a tour of your house and then do the "whoops, I seem to have misplaced my shirt" routine in your room.

[flvegan]

11. I have to start from the bottom with her, though.

Oops, I've said too much.

[LeftyMom]

17. Is she vegan?

Cause if not that might be unpleasant... (Not drawing a diagram, 'cause you know what I'm getting at.)

[flvegan]

19. No. There are issues I'm trying to work past.

My most recent memories are NOT helping, thank you very much.

[LeftyMom]

20. My advice is to call your girlfriend.

:D

[flvegan]

21. You think she'll talk the guest INTO it? Gawd, but that would rock!!!!

[LeftyMom]

23. magic eight ball says

[flvegan]

24. "Doubtful" at least has a margin for success.

Thanks, love!! Want her number? She's prolly gettin' drowsy.

[LeftyMom]

25. I don't hear any ringing noises

OR that goddamn obnoxious Nokia ringtone, but whatever.

[flvegan]

26. Hmmm...

I should try and go wake her.

[LeftyMom]

27. You are no fun at all.

Hrmf.

[flvegan]

28. I meant "stagger into my/her room acting like I belonged there"

and then "doin' stuff"

Or something.

Can someone help me out here?

[LeftyMom]

29. Not so much.

[City of Mills]

8. .....

Did I tell you that's how my marriage ended? :hug:

Seriously though, congrats on the new housemate :) What breed?

[flvegan]

12. Young redhead.

Drives a fuel efficient Toyota, too. Likes Thai food.

mrow.

[Midlodemocrat]

9. You know. You could have killed LeftyMom with a statement like that.

Plus, even though I'm afraid of you. I would KICK YOUR ASS.

[flvegan]

15. Yeah, thanks Hitler. She knows better.

Kick my ass? Yeah, right. Run me over with that Dodge Caravan, maybe.

[Gold Metal Flake]

13. What the hell?

No pix of dog?

[flvegan]

14. Oh, she's no dog.

Hottie, yes. Two legger human type. I know, an oddity for me.

[Gold Metal Flake]

16. Come on now, I mean the adoptee, LOL!

Unless you mean to suggest the other is a potential adoptee, in which case I expect to see a rolling pin flying from somewhere north of me to somewhere way east of me in a few moments.

[flvegan]

18. Ah, sorry. My mind = gutter

She's taking one of the recently posted pups.

There is, of course, an "adoption fee"

Hee hee...

[pokerfan]

22. Got pron?

just checking.

[gmoney]

30. Offer to do a "test shoot" in the morning...

"I know this photographer in Ohio, and he's always looking for new talent, so if we could take a few test photos that I could send him, he might book you when he comes to Florida this winter..."

worth a shot... so to speak

[susanna]

31. I feel let down in some ways based on the lead-in, but...

flvegan, you are a very, very, very good friend. :-)