I have fired General Petraeus and hired his replacement-

[LaraMN]

the ghost of Captain Kangaroo.
I have also appointed the spectre of Mr. Green Jeans "Official Counsel in Charge of Reading Maps and Stuff."

Their first order of business will be to paint the entirety of Iraq buttercup yellow so that it is more readily discernable on maps.

You're welcome.

[deucemagnet]

1. I think Dancing Bear would be a good press secretary.

Tough question? Do a little dance!

[LaraMN]

3. I really want to throw Lady Aberlin into the mix.

I just don't know where to put her.

I may have her sew loose, flowy camouflage jumpers for the troops.

[angrycarpenter]

2. with grandfather clock counting down to armageddon n/t

[LaraMN]

5. Or the Rapture!

:bounce:

[flvegan]

4. Is Gen. Petraeus eligible for COBRA coverage?

[LaraMN]

7. Yeah- this kind of Cobra coverage:

[Oeditpus Rex]

6. I nominate Bunny Rabbit

as Minister for Running Up the Stairs Two at a Time, Flinging Open the Door and Saying, "Ha, Ha, Caught You, Mildred."

[LaraMN]

8. We don't need that kind of oversight.

It will impede the mission.

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. You never let me have ANY fun!

x(

[elshiva]

10. No good, he'd get hit by ping pong balls.

:shrug: