YOU decide Tucker Carlson's Fate! HOW Should He Spend Eternity?

[matcom]

c'mon creative DUers! i just know you can do it.

Tucker is BEYOND contempt today. so, YOU and ONLY you have the power to decide how/where Bow-Tie Boy spends eternity.

WHADDA IT BE FOLKS?

[Loonman]

Locked in a room with 4 Jim Carvilles

All rebuking his silly points.

[Democrats unite]

1. Looking for a corner in a round room.

eom

[GOPisEvil]

2. In the eternal world of the clip-on bow tie.

Complete with ill-tempered people tugging on the strap and letting it snap against his neck. All day, every day, for eternity.

[Melodybe]

3. Anally raped by demons is good

maybe too good:shrug:

[DuctapeFatwa]

4. Singing Al Martino songs in Vegas with Paris Hilton

Every night until he is dead.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

5. Hmmm

He should be suspended by his little bow tie from a chandelier in Hillary Clinton's Chappaqua home and forced to dangle there while Hillary and Bill read their respective books to him in a never-ending loop. In his mouth should be stuffed the other shoe from the pair that Hillary wanted him to eat.

[Bluzmann57]

6. Having to listen to tapes of himself over and over again

Thats enough to drive anybody crazy eventually. Maybe we should throw in tapes of all fox "news" people as well, as it is a well known fact that he doesn't like fox.

[underpants]

7. Wearing only a bowtie in a room with Morgan Fairchild and Robert Novak

until the end of time he has to constantly decide whether or not he will stay loyal to his party (Novak).

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

8. Having his face turn as ugly

as his actions and comments are. That might be interesting to see happen in this life!

[Momof1]

9. SouthPark Movie.... Where Saddam is the devils whore

Just picture Tucker & Bush in those roles. What a freaking asshole. I hate this freaking channel, I just wish I could turn the damn thing off, instead of just thinking of ways for him to burn in hell.

[reprehensor]

10. He must eat MY shoe.

Again and again and again...and I can tell you, it's nasty.

[mark0rama]

11. Eating his own shoes, of course!

Real ones, not the shoe-shaped cake that Hillary used to let him off the hook.

[Champion Jack]

12. I think that little tucker should be

Stripped naked and placed in a 20x20 concrete room with a 900 pound bull Buffalo that has been ram fed copious amounts of Viagra.

[madrchsod]

13. in the basement

with those guys from "pulp fiction"..

[geniph]

14. Cold. Alone, Homeless. Hungry.

and no audience!