Ever had to drop kick ninjas who were invading the shaolin temple?

[datasuspect]

why did they kill my teacher?

[rockymountaindem]

1. I think the question is, if they killed your teacher

how can you count on the skills he taught you to defeat them?

[datasuspect]

2. it was skulldoggery on the part of my half brother

who betrayed us and brought shame upon the shaolin temple.

this can never be forgiven.

[rockymountaindem]

3. Oh, harsh

Well, good luck with that.

[Pacifist Patriot]

4. Now that you mention it, that was a pain in the ass.

[datasuspect]

5. yes, but you resuscitated our honor among all the shoguns

[Joe Fields]

6. I tried it once. Didn't work out too well.

Where's Kwai Chang Cain when you need him?

[datasuspect]

7. or black belt jones

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APTdjG6Xo9A

or even dolemite for that matter:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz5T93lJ6jQ

[Joe Fields]

9. Wow! That Black Belt Jones can stay suspended in mid-air forever!!!

[XemaSab]

14. Scatman Crothers + non-shatter-proof glass =

GOOD TIMES. :D

[swag]

8. It hasn't come to that yet. The shurikins that I lush-rolled from Kwai Chang Caine

have been getting me by pretty well.

Pretty cool to watch that ninja neck blood spurt.

[Rosemary2205]

10. I'm so proud. :)

:)

[BarenakedLady]

11. I hate when that happens

They killed your teacher because you touch yourself.

[datasuspect]

12. daddy drinks because i cry

and because i'm a dirty boy

[DarkTirade]

13. From the movies you'd think it happens at least every other week, but that's an exaggeration.

Once a month tops.