My fairy tale about ZombyWoof and GOPisEvil in the land of Kef's closet...

[LynneSin]

Once upon a time in the vast and rural land of Khephra's Closet there was a little boy named Zombywoof who was 37 years old. Zombywoof had a lemur named GOPisEvil and together they enjoyed peeing and queefing.

One day, Zombywoof and GOPisEvil were taking a stroll through Khephra's Closet, when they came across a angst-ridden, puce mirror. Zombywoof and GOPisEvil were very grave and they merrily busted away. But, the mirror busted after them.

At the advanced age of 37, Zombywoof was a very spectacular boy and thus he knew what had to be done. He pulled his trusty fingernail from his pocket and screamed out, Shut The Fuck Up!!! mirror-clitoris!!!!! The mirror sadly picked into the distance, and Zombywoof and his lemur happily went home to enjoy an afternoon of peeing and queefing.

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[TrogL]

1. Are you absolutely sure you want to know what "queefing" is?

[LynneSin]

2. I use to listen to Howard Stern - I know what it is

and it seems Zombywoof and his Lemur named GOPisEvil enjoy doing this together.

It's a madlib - how was I suppose to know!!

[GCP]

3. As queefing is something that only women can do

I wonder how Zomby and GOP would manage it.

[LynneSin]

4. IT'S A DAMN MAD LIB

Do one of your own - ok!!!

[GCP]

6. LOL, I was pulling your chain

:p

[Bronco69]

5. What's queefing?

n/t

[LynneSin]

8. um, please highlight between the 2 : : to find out

This will keep it pg rated for those who don't want to know!!

: It's a vagina fart:

[Bronco69]

9. OMG!

LOL!! :-)

[supernova]

7. Love MADLIBS!!

Hee Hee.

Once upon a time in the vast and rural land of Washington there was a little boy named Bush who was 42 years old. Bush had a panda named Cheney and together they enjoyed doodling and spelunking.

One day, Bush and Cheney were taking a stroll through Washington, when they came across a mad, orange mars rock. Bush and Cheney were very jealous and they slowly stowed away. But, the mars rock stowed after them.

At the advanced age of 42, Bush was a very morose boy and thus he knew what had to be done. He pulled his trusty snow from his pocket and screamed OH!, Give it to me! mars rock-vagina!!!!! The mars rock sadly worded into the distance, and Bush and his panda happily went home to enjoy an afternoon of doodling and spelunking.

[Zomby Woof]

10. Lies!! All lies!!!

I won't be 37 until June. :D :bounce:

Thanks for the huge laugh Lynne! :hi: