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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-04-07 09:00 AM
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What unheard of conditions are you inflicted with (ie: Larry Craig has a 'wide stance')
Edited on Tue Sep-04-07 09:02 AM by LynneSin
Post your inflictions here.

Seems we can make shit up to get ourselves out of hot water.

I have Cowbellitis - the need to spread my cowbell throughout the space provided
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-04-07 09:01 AM
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1. I'm too sexy for my shirt ...
I'm so sexy, it hurts.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-04-07 09:02 AM
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2. Perhaps you should just take that shirt off then
:D
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-04-07 09:03 AM
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3. All the clocks were broken this morning
because I KNOW that I ran faster than that

:grr:

I have a time affliction
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Droopy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-04-07 09:04 AM
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4. I gain weight just by looking at food
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-04-07 09:05 AM
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5. Me too - it's not my fault
Damn food - don't put it in front of me!
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Momgonepostal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-04-07 09:21 AM
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8. You and I should start a support group...
and maybe schedule a telethon!

Sometimes I just think of food and I get fatter. It's not my fault at all! :-)
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-04-07 09:06 AM
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6. I'm allergic to my job
I really am! I'm series!!11!!!
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-04-07 09:08 AM
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7. I can't stop taking pictures of my ass
Probably because it looks better than my face :silly: :rofl: :hide:
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