ABRA-CADABRA! You now have the power to cast one magical spell.

[LostInAnomie]

What will it be?

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. To take away the vote from the ignorant, based on my standards.

[Guava Jelly]

2. I would use it to make those i love happy

..:)

[EstimatedProphet]

3. Transmute rock to mud

I always liked that one...

[mitchum]

4. I just checked Latest Breaking News...apparently mine didn't work

[philosophie_en_rose]

5. for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace

If I had two wishes, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.

You know, if I had three wishes, the first, of course, would be for all the children of the world to get together and sing, the second would be for the 30 million dollars every month to me, and the third would be for encompassing power over every living being in the entire universe.

And if I had four wishes, the first would be the crap about the kids definitely, the second would be for the 30 million, the third would be for all the power, and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year to have an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought out slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina-somebody, I can’t think of her name. Of course my lovely wife can come too and she’s behind me one hundred percent here, I guarantee it.

Wait a minute, maybe the sex thing should be the first wish, so if I made that the first wish, because it could all go boom tomorrow, then what do you got, y’know? No, no, the kids, the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. But wait a minute, who am I kidding? They’re not going to be able to get all those kids together. I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible, more trouble than it’s worth! So — we reorganize! Here we go. First, the sex thing. We go with that. Second, the money. No, we got with the power second, then the money. And then the kids. Oh wait, oh jeez, I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay, I need revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in hell! That would be my fourth wish. And, of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. Thank you everybody and Merry Christmas.

Apologies to Steve Martin.

[yellowdogintexas]

6. for my daughter to have a good secure future.

She is young yet and hopefully will achieve that.

oh, yeah and World Peace

[MrScorpio]

7. That I can cast 100 more magic spells

[Jamastiene]

14. Hmm...

Now, why didn't I think of that? :hi:

[conscious evolution]

8. I'll pass

I would use it on something totally selfish or self-centered.

[Initech]

9. To get the neocon / PNACers out of our government.

And expel them to a parallel universe from which there is no escape. That would include everyone from the politicians to the pundits.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

10. My dear LostInAnomie...

To remove war from our planet...

*sigh*

If only...:cry:

[jgraz]

11. Safari can’t open “http://freerepublic.com/” because it can’t find the server “freerepublic.com”

:evilgrin:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. Restore balance to the planet.

[Jamastiene]

13. For my dream girl to fall in love with me.*

*and stay in love with me for life, a long life together at that.

I'd never take her for granted or regret my decision either. That is not part of the wish. It's just to say don't say "be careful what you wish for" because that's how bad I want it. I would never regret it. That's what I'd want. Wow, I wish we could really have these spells come true.

[krispos42]

15. Physically invert all the hosts and pundents in the Fox News building

Right during prime time! Live on TV. Then a deep, powerful voice says "They do not represent me."

:evilgrin: