A question for the guys...

[DerekG]

You have a choice:

1 hour alone with an infatuated Monica Bellucci.

or

A 10 hour poker game with Robin Williams and author Harlan Ellison.


Which one is it? Union with a goddess or the best goddamn laughs you'd ever have?

[Joe Fields]

1. easy. I choose poker with robin.

[Aristus]

2. Monica.

Robin, Harlan and the guys will still be at it when Monica and I have parted company. Announcing "I just did Monica Belluci!" as I walk in will guarantee me a place at the table, and they'll probably advance me a couple of thou just to hear the details. If you investigate all the angles, life can be good. B-)

on edit: Here's me with Harlan himself a couple of years ago:

[The Straight Story]

3. Poker, followed by the rest of my night with my wife

:)

[DarkTirade]

10. Or so you say on a public board that she has access too. :)

[InternalDialogue]

4. Uhhh-heh-heh. You said "poker"

:crazy:

[billyskank]

5. Monica

for no other reason than I currently laugh a lot more than I have sex.

[krispos42]

6. Bellucci doesn't do it for me

Gimme Robin and Harlan, even though I'm not familiar with Harlan. Wikipedia says he's a sci-fi author, so that's cool.

[MrScorpio]

7. Monica... Are you crazy?

I'll take her home and make HER laugh

Right before I &%$#@ her in her &?!%$

[DarkTirade]

9. Don't forget to #$%&*# her with a ()*&####$ too.

I've heard girls like that.

[DarkTirade]

8. I play poker every Saturday. I've been single for far too long.

It's really not a choice. Sorry, Robin and Harlan are gonna have to play without me. They can worry about whether or not they have a good hand while I'm off with a partner. :)