Cheeto Dust! Cheesy attack leads to assault charges

[Whoa_Nelly]

Cheesy attack leads to assault charges

DES MOINES, Iowa - A man has been charged with a cheesy snack attack on his dad, police said. The weapon? A bag of Cheetos. Patrick Hamman, 22, of Des Moines, was arrested on a charge of domestic assault after he threw a bag of Cheetos at his father, Michael Hamman, hitting him in the face Sunday night.


The bag hit his father's glasses, causing a cut to the bridge of his nose, police said.

The police report said "Michael's T-shirt was also covered in Cheeto dust."

Police said Patrick, who lives with his father, admitted that he was on methamphetamine at the time of the argument.

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Look! I found his girlfriend!

[Liberal_in_LA]

1. Hate cheetos. Don't even consider them food. They r like orange packing peanuts.

[SeattleGirl]

2. OMG! Are you kidding me?

Fuck! Can't do anything anymore in this country.

[bridgit]

3. oh, Nell, that's just plain Cheesy!!

:spray:

[Whoa_Nelly]

5. Well, bridgit! I for one will never eat Cheetos again!

At least, not in public! Don't want to be mistaken for a tweaker!

Cheetos! The preferred food staple of meth heads!

[txwhitedove]

4. Hysterical! It'd be hard to hide the evidence.....

orange meth mouth.

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