I just won the Nigerian International Lottery. Convince me to still speak to you after I collect.

[Robb]

I mean, it's all right here in this email here. $3.2 million. I mean, you can't make up a number like $3.2 million. $6 million, now that sounds made up.

Anyhow. I'm now rich, and as such need to be more careful with whom I associate. :P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. Oh, you'll still speak to me, wontcha Robb?

Huh? Huh? Huh?



















:rofl: :rofl:

[jmowreader]

2. I can think of many reasons why Robb is a dingbat...

Four hundred nineteen of them, in fact.

[Critters2]

3. Quick!! Get back to 'em,

and let us know how that works out for ya. :thumbsup:

[Dangerously Amused]

4. Hah. Fool.

I already WON the Nigerian Lottery. Last month, in fact.

I have taken care of all the logistics, and need only wait for my $11.7 million dollar check to arrive in the mail. It should arrive any day now.

SO. Unless there are TWO Nigerian Lotteries... and face it, what are the odds of THAT happening, eh? ... I'd say you've been duped. And in fact even IF there are two Nigerian Lotteries, and even IF yours is legit, since MY winnings are significantly higher than YOUR winnings... I'd say it's your sweet ass that oughta be kissing up to ME right about now. That's right.


Robb darling? Be an angel and fetch me another mojito.

[krispos42]

5. You'll need our donations to make your bail

or fend off the bank collectors.

Whichever.

[nickgutierrez]

6. Oh! Say hi to the prince for me.

We've got a bit of business to get done, in a couple of weeks. :P

[DarkTirade]

7. Well, once you get that money, I have a bridge in NY to sell ya... :)

[Esra Star]

8. For further reading, and to see actual photos of your benefactors.

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/index.html

[RebelOne]

9. And also this site. Really great photos there.

http://www.419eater.com