I don't know how to feel about this...

[flvegan]

So, I started this new temp job today, and I really just want to get acclimated and do my job to the best of my ability. Problem is...well, the women here have been just...hyperventilating and swooning over me all morning. I swear, there's been more traffic by my desk this am than there has been all summer, I bet. Sure, I look like Patrick Dempsey with blue eyes and I have been called "movie star drop dead handsome" a time or two. I dunno, I just feel so objectified. There's this one woman in particular, she'll take a couple looks at me, then hurriedly goes to typing, like she's chatting about me or posting on some message board somewhere.

*snicker*
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6899292

At least they'll never suspect me of stealing that one woman's banana Laffy Taffy off of her desk.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6899363

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. A public confession! Taffy cad! Candy masher! Sweets swiper!

:7

[Connonym]

2. lemme smell your breath for the telltale odor of artificial banana!

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. And teeth now the color of your keep left sign!

[flvegan]

5. Meet me in the broom closet.

*wink*

[LeftyMom]

3. You know who makes Laffy Taffy?

Nestle! :scared:

Bad, bad, bad librul. :spank:

PS I don't think mono and diglicerides are vegan. They usually come from dairy. You're contaminated and we can never ever get horizontal again. :cry:

[skygazer]

6. That's disgusting!

Shocking! Horrible!

You should really post a picture so we can better visualize the horror. O8)

[flvegan]

7. You...you...you

women are all the same!

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

*runs off, slams door*

[Sequoia]

8. Oh you poor thing....

how does if feel to be a sex object?

[Debi]

9. Goddammitt - who's the magnet???!!

:grr:

Ooh, ooh, ah
Now, I told you so you ought to know (ooh,ooh,ah)
It takes some time for a feeling to grow (ooh,ooh,ah)
You're so close now I can't let you go (ooh,ooh,ah)
And I can't let go
With you I'm not shy to show the way I feel
With you I might try my secrets to reveal
For you are a magnet and I am steel

I can't hope that I'll hold you for long (ooh,ooh,ah)
You're a woman who's lost in your song (ooh,ooh,ah)
But the love that I feel is so strong (ooh,ooh,ah)
And it can't be wrong
With you I'm not shy to show the way I feel
With you I might try my secrets to reveal
For you are a magnet and I am steel



With you I'm not shy to show the way I feel
With you I might try my secrets to reveal
For you are a magnet and I am steel
For you are a magnet and I am steel
For you are a magnet and I am steel

[eyepaddle]

10. Tailor made

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6900087

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:rofl:

[soleft]

11. And to think I almost didn't click on this thread!!!!

LOL!