Post only the punchline to a joke.

[ohiosmith]

"Could you take the dog for a walk?"

[KamaAina]

1. "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:

[ohiosmith]

4. That didn't take long at all.

:rofl:

[LSK]

10. the 1st reply

:thumbsup:

[XemaSab]

2. My ass is still sore

:o

[ohiosmith]

5. :

:rofl:

[eyepaddle]

7. could you pm the rest to me?

PLease. :)

[XemaSab]

31. Done

:D

[eyepaddle]

32. Oh my.

:scared:




















:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

26. Dad, I had sex with a teacher!

Is that the one?

[XemaSab]

29. That is the one

:D

[Dr. Strange]

33. Sigh...I love that joke!

:rofl:

[flvegan]

3. "But you see, you can keep the duck"

[ohiosmith]

6. :

:rofl:

[eyepaddle]

9. And you too, could you

PM the rest to me?

Thanks in advance! :)

[flvegan]

23. Done!

[eyepaddle]

30. Thanks!

:rofl:

[redqueen]

8. Poker? But I barely know her!

[ohiosmith]

11. :

:rofl:

[grasswire]

12. "vinegar and water" (eom)

[ohiosmith]

14. :

:rofl:

[libodem]

13. Son,

I'm not your father, I'm your mother, the Bishop's your father.

[ohiosmith]

16. :

:rofl:

[grasswire]

15. "it could lead to dancing"

[ohiosmith]

17. :

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. 'Plastics'

[texas1928]

19. Me winding watch.

[LeftyMom]

20. Graaaaaaiiiinsss!

[BurtWorm]

21. "Ghosts? I thought-a you said-a *goats!*"

[mzteris]

22. "that dog'll bite youuuuuuuu....!!!

:rofl:

[Shakespeare]

24. "Moo"

[ohiosmith]

25. One of the all time greats.

:rofl:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

27. Try coughing now!

[Dr. Strange]

35. She says: "Pepper."

Ever heard that one? :evilgrin:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

42. Hmmm.....

Yeah, but why does she keep getting up to go to the bathroom?

[JTG of the PRB]

28. "What is this, a joke?"

:rofl:

[Gormy Cuss]

34. The koala tea of Mersey is not strained.

[zabet]

36. "No, I am a frayed knot."

and .."I forgot, your brother is using the truck tonite."

[NMDemDist2]

38. i love the 'frayed knot' joke for some reason

:rofl:

[zabet]

51. It cracks me up!!

Just like this one...

How can you tell the prostitute potatoes from the regular
potatoes at the grocery store?

The prostitute potatoes are the ones with "I da Ho" on
the bag.
:rofl:

Corny jokes slay me.

[NMDemDist2]

52. speaking of potato jokes....

an Idaho potato married an Irish potato and they had a little 'Sweet Tater'

ST grew up to be a beautiful young tater and one day came home in a state of great excitement. "Momma, Momma I'm in love and I'm getting married!!"

"Who are you marrying Sweetie?" asked Momma

"Keith Olberman!!!!"

"Why you can't marry him Sweetie!!!!! ................................... wait for it......






































"He's just a commentator!" (common tater)

[NMDemDist2]

37. as soon as he figures out he can't f#@k it, he'll play it.

and here's another just for fun

"How was I supposed to know the Invisible Man was already getting some?"

[NMDemDist2]

39. "Cuz they're only held together with one screw" n/t

[Lethe]

40. You got a drink named Steve?

oldie

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

41. "Loose shoes, ..."

HAHA, do I look as stupid as Earl Butz? (no polls on that question, please)

:rofl:

[jgraz]

43. Rectum? It damn near killed 'im!

[Beaverhausen]

44. "I can clearly see your nuts"

[Critters2]

45. "You can negotiatie with a terrorist."

I'm sure every pastor knows this one.

[SteppingRazor]

46. "You think I wished for an 18-inch pianist?" n/t

[Beaverhausen]

47. "I believe it's pronounced "quiche", Mr. President."

[pokerfan]

48. "The Aristocrats!"

Ta-da!

[JVS]

90. Gilbert Gottfried tells it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg&mode=related&search=

[pokerfan]

91. A mime performing The Aristocrats

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-Oz1s3nb38

:rofl:

[JVS]

96. BEST MIME EVER!

[nickgutierrez]

109. !!!

:rofl:

The best part of that video is everybody walking in the background, looking at this guy like he's out of his mind.

[ironflange]

49. The other penguin says. . .

"No soap, radio!"

:rofl:

[Greyskye]

50. it quacks up!

From my favorite joke when I was about 8. :evilgrin:

[philosophie_en_rose]

53. pistachio!

[JVS]

54. "We've eaten too! Somebody kept throwing ears of buttered corn out of that window up there"

[ohiosmith]

56. Oh man.

:puke:

[JVS]

57. LOL!

:rofl:

[Cabcere]

55. "Got any nails?" (n/t)

[cloudbase]

58. Don't tell me you've got a set of golf clubs in there!

n/t

[NC_Nurse]

59. A nervous wreck.

[av8rdave]

60. Never did find her head

[Ron Green]

61. "You'll have to point it out to me, Lady, all these Japanese cars

look alike to me."

[BrotherBuzz]

62. “Yes, but this one’s eating my popcorn!”

[davsand]

63. It took TWO WEEKS to clean up the Senior Center!! n/t

[Bennyboy]

64. No, but his face sure rings a bell!

[Bennyboy]

65. No, but he's a dead ringer for the guy yesterday!

[Hugin]

66. "Ha! Ha! If you think this is funny, you should've seen the monkey trying to put the cork back in."

[Hugin]

67. "Headline: Nakkid Man Killed By Freight Train"

(In keeping with the theme.)

[VenusRising]

68. "And that's the motherfucker that killed my frog!"

:rofl:

[Hugin]

69. "You tighten the wall nuts."

[Hugin]

70. "Art"

[Hugin]

71. "Bob"

[mitchum]

72. Me too; mine's as big as a house!

[Hugin]

73. "Trust me... The box says we can go swimming, horseback riding, sailing and play tennis."

[Burma Jones]

74. Yeah, and it's deep too..........

[EstimatedProphet]

75. And the doctor said, "He's blind."

[Hugin]

76. "Doc, I've been chewing three of these a day like you said, but, the Wife's pregnant again."

:shrug:

[pokerfan]

77. "Well Dad, it's just that her little arms get so tired."

:rofl:

[yellowdogintexas]

78. "Abscess makes the Fart go Honda " nt

[Xipe Totec]

80. Absynth makes the tart grow fonder n/t

[yellowdogintexas]

82. I defintely think we may need to trade shaggy dog stories, here! nt

[Xipe Totec]

79. I said WALK the dog, not WOK the dog! n/t

[lizziegrace]

81. "That's okay. We're not allowed in Kroger either." n/t

[volstork]

83. No, you idiot! I said "POSSE!"

[Twillig]

84. "it's only ice cream."

(apologies to T. Tomorrow fans. a penguin's a penguin!)

[rurallib]

85. "We usually ride the camel into town"

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

86. "So The Genie Cut His Legs Off"

[TK421]

87. "But sir...the woman only has two lips"!

[no name no slogan]

88. "...and with those prices, you won't get many more in here, either"

[jeff30997]

89. ..and the guy puked like crazy!!!

[JanMichael]

92. Breathe in breathe out.

?

[talidapali]

93. ~

"Spit it out damn you! Spit it out!" 

[BreweryYardRat]

94. "Wear whatever you want, it's just gonna be the two of us."

[Tsiyu]

95. I'm back in Willy Nelson's beard! n/t

[DarkTirade]

97. "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth."

[MrScorpio]

98. "You're it"

Punchline to the longest joke in the world

[Hardrada]

99. If I walked like that, I'd need some talcum powder.

[Hardrada]

100. This time you beat the bushes and I'll shit on the pigeons.

[krispos42]

101. "As for you, Broken Condom..." n/t

[krispos42]

102. "And the second time, I showed him!" n/t

[sanguinivorous]

103. You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

...

[DarkTirade]

107. Oh come on, that's just wrong...

... but only if you know the joke that goes with the punchline.

[sanguinivorous]

112. He just asked for the punchline to a joke...

Nobody said it had to be tasteful. :D

[JVS]

108. sweet

[peacefreak]

104. It's a knick-knack Patty Mack,

give the frog a loan.

[radfringe]

105. breath in - breath out

[Hugin]

106. "Mat"

[bridgit]

110. "I need to see what they'll look like on the floor cause that's where they'll end up anyhow."

[ashling]

111. !