The difference between 'naked' and 'nekkid'

[Oeditpus Rex]

according to the late, great Lewis Grizzard:


"Naked" means you ain't got no clothes on. "Nekkid" means you ain't got no clothes on and you're up to somethin'.


Do with this information what you will. :hi:

[billyskank]

1. and possibly about to get into trouble.

[skygazer]

2. Well, I'm nekkid

And wondering if you ever answered the question of where your sigline comes from. :D

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. Nobody got it

:shrug:

[Call Me Wesley]

10. :suhgr:

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Ha!

The furrin dude knows. :7

[Call Me Wesley]

14. The furrin dude knows Google!

That's how we all look so intle intele inlete intellectshun!

[Pierre.Suave]

3. I think that sums it up

quite nicely.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. So maybe Burroughs should have titled his book

"Nekkid Lunch"?

[SeattleGirl]

6. Thanks. I can sleep at night now.

:)

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. 'Where do you sleep

and what do you wear when you're sleeping?"


—The Tubes, "What Do You Want From Life?"

[SeattleGirl]

9. Hahaha!

I ain't tellin' ya! :P

[seemunkee]

7. dudity

According to the Urban dictionary:
Similar in nature to nudity, dudity occurs only when men are naked. This word would come in handy during R-rated films, sparing men the time and effort of having to watch movies they suspect have boobies in them, but in fact, do not.

[lizziegrace]

12. Shoot Low, Boys- They're Ridin' Shetland Ponies

Don't Bend Over in the Garden, Granny, You Know Them Taters Got Eyes

They Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat

and finally:

Elvis Is Dead and I Don't Feel So Good Myself


I loved the titles of his books. And the books themselves. I miss his humor.

:(

[KitchenWitch]

13. Now THAT is news I can use!

:P