5 kids, 4 husbands, age 29

[wildhorses]

you go, girl!!

:eyes:

[ohiosmith]

1. Is that you sis?

[wildhorses]

5. you got one too --

ex sis-in-law...

[ohiosmith]

7. Yes.

[Redstone]

2. You go what? Go screw up your life really young?

Edit: If you're describing yourself, never mind.

Redstone

[wildhorses]

6. nope. not me...

not just no not me BUT hell no NOT me;)

:hi:

[Redstone]

11. Jesus, thanks for clearing that up. I somehow KNEW that wasn't you, but just

had to be sure.

The subject of your post is a GUARANTEED recipe for one fucked-up life, isn't it?

Redstone

[wildhorses]

13. so damn sad ---

her momma was the same...

:shrug:

[Shell Beau]

3. She's on a roll!

:shrug:



:hi:

[wildhorses]

8. i hope that since these last 2 were twin girls...

that she did something...no one in the family seems to know.

she always wanted girls...you know...dress up dolls and all :eyes:

:hi:

[JVS]

4. One would think that husband 4 would have suspected the marriage might not work from the beginning.

[wildhorses]

9. one would think --

:hi:

but, she gets pregnant FIRST...then comes the marriage.

[Redstone]

16. One would think...but did the husband?

Or did she? Was there ANYONE involved who had a thought that extended beyond where the next can of PBR would come from?

Not casting any aspersions, here. Parts of my extended family are in that morass, too.

Redstone

[wildhorses]

17. she is only related as she was brother's wife #1...

he was her husband #2. she is the mother of 2 of my nephews. and get this...she does NOT drink!! her momma was the same except i think she was 40 at husband #4...this one is faster is all.

[huskerlaw]

10. I'm 5 kids and 4 husbands behind!

I need to get my shit together!

:wow:

[wildhorses]

14. tell me about it --

first get pregnant

then get married...

still married to #3 while having potential #4's babies...thats how you do it.

[sasquatch]

12. Way to go Jackass!

:banghead:

[wildhorses]

15. she is why we have the saying

bless you...

what else can one politely say:shrug:

[sasquatch]

24. "what else can one politely say"

Ans: Nothing.

[MrsMatt]

18. I have a friend who has a cousin like that

she always referred to her as "my cousin, the husband hog".

[wildhorses]

21. husband #4 is 20 years older. his kids were raised. now he

has twin baby girls ...rock on.

[AlCzervik]

19. is she opposed to birth control?

yikes.

[wildhorses]

22. i think she is opposed to working outside the home --

other than that looks like she is game for most anything if you know what i mean.

[idgiehkt]

20. I worked with a girl who was 24 and had 5 kids and no husbands

A co-worker once referred to her as "Fertile Myrtle", saying "if she pissed on a thorn bush it would sprout a rose."

:rofl:

[wildhorses]

23. now that is what i call a

'golden shower'

:rofl:

:hi:

[Madrone]

25. You think that's bad?

An ex-boyfriend of mine has an ex-wife that's on husband number TWELVE. Yes, TWELVE. At least it was 12 a year ago....she could be up to 15 by now! Thankfully she only brought 2 children into the world. Psy-CHO! (Or psyc-HO, more appropriately!)

[wildhorses]

26. that is fucking insane!! thank god she only brought 2 kids into

the world.

:hi:

[Critters2]

27. What the hell is wrong with those men?

And who's performing the weddings?!!

Just a word to the wise....if you wander into my office wanting me to do wedding number 12 for you, you'll be wandering right back out pretty damn quick. Sheesh!!

[Madrone]

29. Well, the men don't KNOW what number they are.

She LIES. A LOT. About EVERYTHING.

We thought the last guy was number 9 --- it wasn't until she fucked him over HARD (still can't believe she's not in prison right now from the extreme amount of fraud and embezzlement she ran on the guy) and he hired a PI that we found out he was number 11. He thought he was number 3 or 4, I think.

She doesn't advertise.

Anyway, she's the one that taught me ALL about personality disorders. Narcissistic Personality Disorder, specifically.

[GOPisEvil]

34. You have much more interesting friends.

:D

[Xipe Totec]

28. Did she marry them and bury them?

or did she let them live?

[wildhorses]

30. she married them

fooled around on them.
got pregnant by the next one...

little bit more complicated than that but, basically the truth.

[Xipe Totec]

31. Very sad story

especially sad for the kids.

[wildhorses]

32. extremely painful to watch --

2 of them are my nephews...my heart ACHES for them. the one has now been allowed to live with my brother. he will be 11 in a month. hopefully, the 8 y/o will be allowed to join them next year. we actually have the current man to thank for all this...but, can you blame the poor man??

[Xipe Totec]

35. No, I can't blame him, really.

Men do tend to fall for the wrong women sometimes too.

And some of us do care deeply for our children.

[wildhorses]

36. i think this man sympathsizes with my brother.

he still has a teen ager at home and one in the marines.... now he has twin baby girls and a 5 y/o boy from her other marriage... sheesh.

[dropkickpa]

33. Subtract the whole marriage part

And that's my best friend. 5 kids, 4 dads by age 27. She has come a long long way, just got married to a wonderful guy, finished school and is in a career that she loves, and her life going wonderfully. I'm very proud and happy as hell for her.

[wildhorses]

37. i hope and pray this story has a happy ending as well.

i know it can happen. thanks for sharing. :hug:

[dropkickpa]

38. We (me and her)

Never thought it would happen, but when she FINALLY stopped looking to men to be the source of her self worth and happiness, she started to value herself more and more and became happier just with herself everyday. She's kind of a poster child for the "stop looking and be happy with what you have and what you want will happen" thing!! It WAS frustrating as all hell watching her get to that point, though!! :hug:

[ikojo]

39. I attended a wedding this weekend and one of

the women in the bridal party was very pregnant. I found out later that this is her fifth kid. She's given one up for adoption, has three at home and is giving this one up for adoption as well. She cannot be older than 26.

[Taverner]

40. Hey life has a way of not always working out as planned...