Admit it, we've all ridden around with things we weren't supposed to have in our vehicles . . .

[taterguy]

So why all the fuss when a B-52 flies around with some unauthorized nukes?

[JVS]

1. Flying dirty

[skygazer]

2. Mistakes were made....

[Aristus]

3. "Th'Air Force is doin' a heckuva job!"

:+

[Critters2]

4. Yeah, what's the worst that could happen?

I wish I could hear the "de-briefing" on this. "Well, it was on the tarmac. How were we supposed to know we shouldn't take it." "Who the hell left nuclear warheads sitting around on the tarmac? Again!"

:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

5. Yes, but I had no idea the dead hobo was in my trunk.

So it really wasn't my fault.

[DBoon]

6. "I had no idea the radioactive space aliens were in my trunk officer"

[DarkTirade]

7. Actually I did know about those

but there aren't any laws on the books against transporting radioactive space aliens that I know of. :)

[Dangerously Amused]

8. "No one could have foreseen the bombs dropping..."

...and the government blaming Iran.


Consider it a dry run. Because nobody on the planet is going to fall for their "we know where their WMD are" lies again.

[taterguy]

10. Ya know if I wanted this to turn political I would have posted it in GD

Why must every post on a message board devoted to politics turn political?
:wtf: :)

[Dangerously Amused]

12. Sorry man. My bad.

Here's a kitty pic.

[Dangerously Amused]

11. Oops. Wrong place.

[krispos42]

9. It's Iran's fault

It was a cyber-terrorist attack on our manifest systems! They PUT it on there!

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go find 10,000 left-handed condoms, 500 BA-1100-Ns with tethers, 13 cases of grid squares, three sheafs of DA form ID-10T, and a package of PEN-15 reports.

:crazy:

[Initech]

13. No it isn't! It's Paris Hilton's fault!

Or Lindsay Lohan! Or whoever the drug-abusing white female celebrity of the moment is! At least that's what CNN will say!

[The Straight Story]

14. indeed, hell she said she was 18 but I did not check the receipt

:rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

15. Yeah my boyfriend had me ride in

his trunk...
He he was 17 and I was 15...
There was a bump in the road that made you feel weightless
if you were in the trunk going a certain speed....

what can I say....
living on the edge

oh yeah the cops were called and pulled up in front of my house (4-5 cars) because
someone saw me get out of the trunk and thought I was being kidnapped...
see how things are taken out of context????!!!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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