I had to retrieve JackMN from a boys' bathroom yesterday.

[LaraMN]

We were at the big kids' school waiting to meet with Sophie's Kindergarten teacher, and he BOOKED ASS into the boys' bathroom. No matter how much I yelled "JACK! Get OUT here!" he wouldn't.
There didn't appear to be any boys in the bathroom, but Jack was thoroughly enjoying playing with a urinal.

My life is consistently gross.

[dpbrown]

1. Urinal cakes are not snacks!

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

3. Another five seconds and he would've been attempting a sip.

Of that much I'm certain!

How is YOUR little lady?!

[dpbrown]

16. We went to Dairy Queen for chicken strips and milk tonight!

She calls it "Day Keen"

She's so cute!

:loveya:

[KitchenWitch]

2. You have yourself a handful in that one!

:hug:

[LaraMN]

5. He's about 36 pounds of flailing disaster.

He's recently taken to saying "Uh-oh! Uh-oh!" constantly.
I think it's a preemptive announcement, since he generally causes some type of "issue" every ten minutes or so.

[Cabcere]

19. That sounds like one of my little cousins...

..who is, coincidentally enough, also named Jack. :hi: I think he's a year older than yours, though (? He's five). He's an adorable little redhead with tons of energy and a thing for electrical cords and plugs (so far he hasn't gotten hurt, because my uncle and aunt are really good about setting up guidelines and supervising him every minute), and he does the "Uh-oh!" thing, too. :rofl: Ah, kids. :hi:

[Ellen Forradalom]

4. Faithfully record all these occurrences

compile them in handsomely-bound volumes, and present one to each of the children at his or her wedding.

[LaraMN]

6. That kid will need a bookcase for his "occurrences."

:rofl:

[Ellen Forradalom]

9. Volume I

[libnnc]

7. When I was a kid at our elementary school (1970s)

in both the boys and girls bathrooms there were these HUGE half-moon trough sinks...you stepped on a big pedal at the base and the water poured out like a fountain.

Now, HOW could those NOT be tempting?

[Gormy Cuss]

12. My first elementary school had a round sink like that.

Teachers had to drag us away from that thing, it was so much fun.

[skygazer]

13. Oooooo, we had one of those

Only it was a full moon. Whoever thought of that one did NOT have kids. :rofl:

[IntravenousDemilo]

8. Could've been worse...

...like for instance, the girls' bathroom.

[UrbScotty]

10. Was this in the Minneapolis airport? (nt)

[Midlodemocrat]

11. I love JackMN. He makes me chuckle.

[SoxFan]

14. Senator Craig, can you help?

:hide:

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. I dungeddit

You'd rather he use the girls'? :shrug:

[JVS]

17. Tell Jack that public lavatories are not the place to look for fun and adventure

[Catshrink]

20. And never to pick up toilet paper from the floor

or tap your feet.

And God help him if he develops a wide stance.

[wildhorses]

18. you need to put theses threads in a journal for posterity...

:hug: he is a walking book of hilarious :rofl: