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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 10:51 AM
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"My mommy or that nice lady I married are not here, can you cut my meat for me?"
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 10:53 AM
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1. "Can you hold this while I fish out my flask?"
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 10:59 AM
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2. "What's this? My lunch comes in a bottle."
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 11:00 AM
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3. Excuse me, I asked for Delmonico steak with mushroom sauce.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 11:04 AM
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4. OK another caption.
"Can I get some koala,too?"
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 12:08 PM
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5. This looks better than what I gave Karla Faye Tucker before I killed her.
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 12:13 PM
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6. "Hey, this ain't plastic
...like them turkeys we had in I-Rack"
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 01:31 PM
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7. Are those sausages or goat nads?
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riona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 03:04 PM
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8. Winner of the John McEnroe look-alike contest wins free meal
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Brigid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-06-07 05:07 PM
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9. Ding! Ding!
Edited on Thu Sep-06-07 05:09 PM by Brigid
I think we already have our winner! They're all funny, but the very first one was a beaut! :rofl:
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