My wife found one of my magazines last night

[underpants]

Very embarassing and every more difficult to explain

I mean what excuse could I reasonably give? :shrug: :blush:
















Finally I just said that I ...uh I bought it by mistake. I thought its title meant something all together different.










She has forgiven me.

[MrCoffee]

1. I blame LostinVA...just ask her about the box turtle incident.

once the gays start marrying each other, it's all downhill from there.

[underpants]

2. Yeah

the deers do that too or so I hear

but then with all that quality whitetail out there who can blame them?

[racaulk]

3. She only found *one* of your magazines?

Don't you keep them all hidden in one place like every other man? :hi:

[underpants]

6. See that's where I am so smart

If she ever looks inside the "Southern Living" mags in the front room I am SCREWN!

[libodem]

4. makes me think of that Seinfeld episode

where 'men have to', 'it's part of their lifestyle'...blah, blah, blah...I don't know why some women freak out about it so much? You poor thing.

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. 'The only reason I look at those

is so I can point at each picture and say, 'You're not nearly as hawt as my wife!'"




It's total bullshit, but you might get points for incredibly obvious ass-kissing. :D

[underpants]

7. Not for the articles?

I was going to put a joke in there about how sad it is to read about hunting (it actually puts porn into the proper perspective) but it killed the timing such as it was.

[Oeditpus Rex]

8. Nobody buys that one anymore

Kinda sad, because with Playboy, anyway, it's often true.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

12. its true. i like the articles in playboy

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. I haven't read it in years

but many was the time I read the interview before anything else — John Lennon, George Carlin, Jimmy Carter, Carroll O'Connor, Dudley Moore (hiLARious)...

Hell, looking at this list, there's a lotta issues I'd like to dig up or buy just for the interviews.

My first eye-opener about PTSD was also in Playboy — an article by Vietnam vet Phillip Caputo called "The Unreturning Army." Then there was a short story called "Duel" that was turned into one of the best teevee movies in history, and excerpts from the book "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"... etc. etc. etc.

[RebelOne]

9. I read about hunting all day long.

I'm a copy editor for outdoors magazines in 10 states.

[underpants]

10. Either you are really fast or you fly a lot

"in 10 states"

Just kidding.

Actually I shouldn't pick on hunting reading magazines about anything (like running) that you DO seems a bit strange. But as with running I guess there are tips to pick up.

[soleft]

11. Forgiving, ok, but please tell me she didn't buy that

That's worst than the time my mom found pot in my ceramic buddha and I told her I was holding it for someone.

[krispos42]

13. She might have been madder if you'd gotten "Blacktails" instead

:hide:

[edbermac]

14. Why apologize? I'm sure she's got her own stash.

Probably hiding a few boxes full of books by folks like Jackie Collins. Or she's watching the Lifetime channel right now where they have a Lifetime Original Movie. You know the kind, with Jaclyn Smith as a single mom who's screwing a handsome stud half her age who turns out to be an embezzling axe-murderer.

[underpants]

15. Yeah (hearty laugh) she just LOVES those movies

:rofl:

[mitchum]

17. There actually was a porn mag called "Shaved Orientails"

and yes it contained exactly what you think

[anarch]

18. I read that one...for the articles.

:hide:

[underpants]

19. And there ladies and gentlemen concludes our inuendo portion of the evening

Thank you please come again