Some bastard at Best Buy asked to see my receipt!

[huskerlaw]

I'm gonna SUE!

Ok, not really. I just need to get out of GD. Badly.

Lounge sanity...anybody?

[Oeditpus Rex]

1. Y'think?

:rofl:

[huskerlaw]

2. ...

:banghead:

:silly:

[SacredCow]

3. I'm NEVER shopping at Circuit City AGAIN!!!!!!!!1111!!!!

until they have a sale I can't pass up.

Truly, I despise the place but sometimes their prices are so much better than the other options.

[huskerlaw]

9. Damn straight

I too, shall remain pissed about this. Until the next time I want a new game for my Wii, that is.

[DS1]

4. last time a store manager asked to see my receipt I shot him in the face

and gutshot the A manager

then I called the police on them for stealing my ammo

[ohiosmith]

6. :

:rofl:

[huskerlaw]

8. Excellent!

Perfectly logical and acceptable response. I shall employ it the next time one of those jack-booted thugs asks to see MY bag.

That'll teach 'em.

[SacredCow]

32. Why did you let them off so damn easy????

Fine, then.... Next thing you know, you'll have to pay for your gas before the pump will turn on. And it'll be ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!!

I'm leaving DU over this. I just can't believe the apathy of some people.

[seemunkee]

5. Lounge sanity is an oxymoran

[huskerlaw]

11. You would think so...

until you spent some time in GD. :scared:

[MrCoffee]

7. you should have punched him in the throat.

that'll learn him.

[huskerlaw]

14. I should have.

Next time, I will!

[flvegan]

10. Um...*taps shoulder*

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6903145&mesg_id=6903145

[huskerlaw]

13. Yeah, I know...

I don't want this thread to actually turn into a debate though.

Plus, I wasn't a good citizen. I didn't check for duplicates.

;)

[johnnie]

12. Oh yeah?

Some fucker at McDonald's asked me if I wanted fries with my order and I knocked his ass to the ground and told him it's none of his business. Who are they to ask me what I want to eat???????

[huskerlaw]

15. You should have eaten it.

Then you could have sued them when you got fat.

;)

[redqueen]

16. Some securty guy at the soccer field asked to see inside my bag!

As I was walking in, no he didn't ask... he just DEMANDED!

:wtf:

I took off running, of course. I didn't have anything in there to worry about... but it's the PRINCIPLE of the thing!

:bounce:

[huskerlaw]

17. The nerve!

You should have kicked him in the shins and THEN run away.

:hi:

[Debi]

31. Bastard probably had shin guards on

soccer game and all - redqueen needs to carry a crowbar in their bag to get out of sticky situations like that from now on!

[huskerlaw]

36. You know...

It really is redqueen's fault for being unprepared. You know, when you're living in a police state, you should be armed at all times. Anything that happens to you when you're not ready for the revolution is entirely your fault.

[TreasonousBastard]

18. Anybody asks for your receipt, you gotta...

fuck 'em up bad. Just not giving it to them won't get you the kind of bust you deserve, being all revolutionary and shit.

Nope, you gotta fuck 'em up with the utility knife you just lifted from the store and then when you call the cops to have the Nazi fuckers arrested, you'll know whatever happens is for a good cause.

[huskerlaw]

19. Whatever it takes...

as long as I prove my point!

[texas1928]

20. AW HELL

I just buy stuff, when they ask if I want a bag, I give them the finger and grab my stuff and sprint from the store. I have a tazer ready if security gets frisky.

[huskerlaw]

24. A tazer?

In Texas? You sissy!

[texas1928]

26. They kill people here for killing people.

I just want to maim them long enough to get away.

[huskerlaw]

27. Fair point.

:rofl:

[Gormy Cuss]

21. Don't sue. Shoot'em.

:hi:
That thread is a major train wreck. I'm now ignoring both it and its evil spawn.


Here, have a kitten:

[huskerlaw]

25. It really is

but this thread is fun! :D

Thanks for the kitten...it's cute.

[Dr. Strange]

22. Um...

didn't Edwards just say that his health plan would REQUIRE everyone to get receipts from Best Buy?

[huskerlaw]

23. Nah.

Edwards would require receipts from CostCo. I'm cool with that. They're a blue company.

[Dr. Strange]

35. Sigh...

Why do so many liberals/progressives/Edwards supporters take the side of CostCo against receipts?

I wonder how many people made it out of that thread alive?

[huskerlaw]

37. Oh dang...I missed that one!

Thankfully.

:banghead:

[Oeditpus Rex]

29. ...

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

28. Did you post it in the blog

I know - I need to get out of this too. So now I"m gonna mock myself in threads like this

[huskerlaw]

33. Yeah, I'm done being serious

People are believing what they want to believe and reason is unlikely to prevail at this point.

So, if you can't beat it, mock it!

[Debi]

30. Why do you hate baby Jesus???

:cry:

Poor LynneSin - somebody's gonna have to raise $$ to send her flowers soon!

[huskerlaw]

34. Same reason I hate 'murika!

I forgot what today's reason is though...hmmm...