The Lioness Priyanka is in charge of searching DUers before they leave the lounge

[Blue_Tires]

because people steal good ideas, comments, and witty snark all the time, and the good post/bland post ratio is decreasing!

If you don't like it, then clearly you hate America AND DU and are probably a Ron Paul supporter...

Oh yeah...I volunteer to get searched first!

[Pierre.Suave]

1. Damn

I am going to leave and come back a lot today.

By, I got to go get searched...

[krispos42]

2. Hey, me first!

n/t

[Pierre.Suave]

4. hey hey

get in line, no cuts!

[krispos42]

5. Chinese cuts!

[Pierre.Suave]

16. this isnt china

get behind me before I get mad...

[krispos42]

20. you never heard of chinese cuts?

Back in grade school?

[Pierre.Suave]

23. NO

I went to school in the good ole US of A...

[krispos42]

27. So did I... in Connecticut, which was around way BEFORE the US of A...

:P

In "Chinese cuts", if you are standing in line and you want your friend to get in with you but not lose your place in line, you performed the following procedure: you let him cut in front of you, then he let you cut in front of him. You keep your space, he winds up behind you.

I have no clue why it's called "Chinese cuts", though.

[Pierre.Suave]

so, let me get this straight

you went through ALL that, jus to end up in the line behind me? WHy not just jump in there to begin with? LOL

[krispos42]

39. No, I was getting you in behind me...

and before skygazer, estimatedprophet, and the other slowpokes!

:P

[Pierre.Suave]

40. you forget one thing

I AM ahead of you because I did not let you cut.

[krispos42]

43. Curses! Foiled again!

Hey, look at that shiny object over there...





<cuts in front>

:P

[Pierre.Suave]

47. negative

not going to work, I am looking at the hottie that is going to strip search me up ahead...

[Pierre.Suave]

37. so, let me get this straight

you went through ALL that, jus to end up in the line behind me? WHy not just jump in there to begin with? LOL

[ashling]

41. And while ya'll are arguing,

the rest of us are getting searched !:)

[krispos42]

49. *DING!* Now serving #45.....

lol

[skygazer]

3. Is it a strip search?

And does she have to strip to do it? If so, I'm in! :bounce:


Okay, I'm a pev, I admit it. *hangs head in (mock) shame*

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. i thought you were stripping.

[skygazer]

8. Hey, I can dream, can't I?

:P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

6. how much do i have to search? how much money am i going to make?

[Blue_Tires]

14. no money, but you get to keep whatever you find

and only you know how much searching needs to be done; that's why they put you in charge?

[Ellen Forradalom]

9. Will I be detained

in lioness' ever-lovin' arms if I don't show my receipt?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

10. i might spank you

:spank:

[redqueen]

19. That's a deterrent? n/t

[NewJeffCT]

24. I know - that might make the line endless

with people coming back for more...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

25. tee hee.

:spank:

kisses

[EstimatedProphet]

11. Yeah, you can search me RIGHT HERE!

:P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

18. i will too.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

12. I totally consent to a strip search.

:evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

13. ---

:spank:

incorrigible

[Starbucks Anarchist]

21. I'll need a receipt as proof.

:P

[Aristus]

15. Okay, I just took a shower, so I'm clean.

SEARCH ME! B-)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

17. what am i looking for? whatcha steal? how would the gorgeous mrs feel about it?

:P

:spank:

[Aristus]

22. She would probably cause grave bodily harm to Richard and the twins.

:scared:

[Fran Kubelik]

26. I think I forgot my receipt

:shrug:

She's more than welcome to search. :P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

28. ...

:P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

29. ...

:P

[ThomCat]

30. Can she bring me in as a proxy, to search some of the guys?

:P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

31. perv head

[ThomCat]

32. Pot, meet kettle.

Shall we discuss the dark shades of our summer tans? :P

[guitar man]

33. oh yeah

She can search me anytime! :bounce:

I'm wearin' my pants with the hole in the front pocket.....and I'm goin' commando....:evilgrin:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

35. cripes~!

[guitar man]

38. sorry :(

dirty old man in da house :evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

34. Are we talking cavity searches?

'Cause I pretty much pull all of my ideas from my ass, ya know.


Edited, 'cause I felt like it.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

36. ---

:spank:

[fizzgig]

42. no complaints here

:D

[La Lioness Priyanka]

44. hey babe

:hi:

[fizzgig]

46. hey sweetie

you feeling any better? and how's lisa doing?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

48. lisa is fine. i am terrible

[AngryAmish]

45. Please warm up your hands first

And no tickling.

[datasuspect]

50. i can bring my own latex gloves

security is of paramount importance.

search away. vigorously.

[Critters2]

51. Damn!! What'd I do with that receipt?!! nt