what is todays GD madness?

[LSK]

I'm too tired to check.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. Scandalously dressed women on airplanes.

Exposing their ankles, and whatnot.

[LSK]

2. series???

Am I supposed to be for or against this?

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

4. Serieslee.

You're supposed to be against it, because if you aren't then fat ugly men will be waving their penises around airplanes, scaring the children.

Why won't somebody think of the children?

[mainegreen]

7. The let the Quebequoi on airplanes?

:rofl:

Your post made me crack up.

[redqueen]

14. She nearly showed her snatchal area on tv this morning.

They blurred it out as she crossed her legs.

:rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

22. Her snatchal area?

:rofl:

[Zookeeper]

3. Well, it turns out the "I'm going to take a stand for civil...

liberties on my little half-sister's birthday with daddy waiting in the car to bail me out," guy is actually a well-to-do, Ayn Rand, Libertarian.

Who'd a thunk it? :+

[LSK]

5. yeah but does he have a receipt?

:hide:

[redqueen]

15. NO!

I'm SHOCKED!

:rofl:

[flvegan]

6. It's actually STILL receipt related madness

[LynneSin]

8. I called everyone in GD a causehead

but I included myself in that generalization

[LSK]

11. is that your cause?

:popcorn:

[LynneSin]

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[LSK]

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[LynneSin]

19. .....

[SoxFan]

9. In GD:P...

there's a massive flame war over Michelle Obama's comments stating that the little Obamas think Daddy snores and smells funny in the morning. The usual HillBot suspects are slamming MO as, and I quote, "declasse".

It is on such issues as morning breath that we shall choose the leader of the free world.

[LynneSin]

10. Wait, I thought Biden proclaimed Obama to be 'clean and articulate'

I'm guessing Biden didn't get to close to that morning breath

:hide:

[edwin]

20. Think about that for a minute though:

We choose the one with the freshest breath and have him/her sleep with all the other world leaders, and there will be peace on earth for ever.

I think we're on to something!

[SacredCow]

12. Let me get this straight.....

On edit- There are 5 (count 'em- FIVE) threads on the first page of GD with "Circuit City" in the title....

[XemaSab]

16. Eh, it's a bit complicated to explain.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and says, "Goodnight!" :D

[LSK]

17. thats like a brazilian times that you have said

Goodnight!

:D

[DarkTirade]

21. Sparta?