MrCoffee
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Fri Sep-07-07 03:04 PM
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you were so delicious on the way down, what with your tasty pico, moderately fresh tortilla and meat-esque filling. the grease trail in the wrapper should have warned me about your dark side, but i pushed those thoughts aside in favor of "nourishment".
why did you have to turn bad? was it something in your upbringing that lead to the current unpleasantness? is it simply your nature that makes you wage a blitzkrieg assault on my poor defenseless intestines? O Meximelt, what did i ever do to you but enjoy your Mexigoodness?
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| Dr. Strange
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Fri Sep-07-07 03:24 PM
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| 1. I loves me the meximelt. |
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Fortunately, no gastrointestinal side effects have occurred. I'll say a prayer for your bowels.
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| MrCoffee
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Fri Sep-07-07 04:07 PM
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| 3. i, too, loves the meximelt, but today, the meximelt loves me not |
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Fri Sep-07-07 04:06 PM
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| 2. I love the meximelt, also. |
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The meximelt has always been good to me...I cannot believe that the meximelt would deliberately cause you anguish or suffering.
Oh Meximelt...how could I ever be mad at you?
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| MrCoffee
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Fri Sep-07-07 04:08 PM
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| 4. i must have provoked it or angered it somehow |
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i shouldn't blame the meximelt.
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| Dr. Strange
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Fri Sep-07-07 04:09 PM
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| 5. Oh, well, there you go... |
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You should NEVER provoke the meximelt. I think it says that right on the carton.
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