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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 07:15 PM
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How can you tell I'm a guy?
Easy.

Just look what I'm taping to watch later, and what I'm watching now at the same time.

I'm taping Keith Olbermann.

But I'm watching the History Channel, "Modern Marvels" about bombs.
(Smart weapons.)

Let's face it, like most guys, I like stuff that goes :nuke: :-)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 07:15 PM
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1. Oh. So if you dropped trou and took a picture of it, that wouldn't qualify?
:hide:
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 07:57 PM
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7. A lot of pre-op MTF transexuals might be offended by that. :)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 08:05 PM
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8. Two things:
1. If everybody thought of every repercussion before inadvertently saying a comment, we'd all be mute and dead of old age from abject fear of turning a non-personal comment into a personal one. I should know, it's one of my own demons; taking what other people say as a personal insult rather than just it being a comment.

2. Can't keep everyone happy. And vice-versa.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 08:14 PM
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11. Damn, so does that mean I can't accuse you of being a nazi without thinking about
your feelings first? :)
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 08:15 PM
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12. Nice post, Hitler
:rofl:
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 08:19 PM
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13. Curses, foiled again!
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 07:18 PM
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2. People mistake me for a guy here all the time
I'm not sure why. One person said it was the Pink Floyd avatar - I had no idea Floyd was gender-specific. I do like things that go :nuke: and I'm handy with a chainsaw or about any piece of heavy equipment.

But anyone who saw my wet t-shirt pic should know better. :P

Stereotypes are made to be broken.
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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 07:20 PM
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4. Not me!
:hi:
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 07:21 PM
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5. I would need to see the picture myself...
Hee hee!
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Cabcere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 07:36 PM
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6. Count me in as another lady who digs the Floyd.
:hi:
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 08:10 PM
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9. And here I thought you were a bald man
:rofl:
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 08:12 PM
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10. Fooled ya!
Bwahahahahaha.... :rofl:
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achtung_circus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 08:20 PM
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14. Wet T-Shirt???????????????????
Inquiring minds want to know.

I guess I just confirmed my gender.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 08:23 PM
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15. You snooze, you lose
:P



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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 08:32 PM
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17. Well....THOSE look bald
:rofl:
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 08:33 PM
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18. I'd just shaved
:rofl:

:spank:
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 08:34 PM
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19. ROFL - can we see a before and after?
:rofl:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 07:20 PM
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3. Do college mascots explode?
One can only hope.
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IntravenousDemilo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 08:35 PM
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20. Yo, BJ, it was great meeting you last Saturday! n/m
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 09:14 PM
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23. You are my favorite "in-law"
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IntravenousDemilo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 09:45 PM
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24. And you are my favourite "outlaw"
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IntravenousDemilo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 08:32 PM
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16. Probably from that telltale "cock" thingy. It's usually a dead giveaway. n/m
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 08:47 PM
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21. Roosters are a dead giveaway? :)
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IntravenousDemilo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-07-07 09:04 PM
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22. Well, any cock'll do! Any cock'll do! n/m
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