AARP!

[Deja Q]

Some people think they're CRAP and other people think they smell like CARP!

[Cabcere]

1. I enjoy pronouncing it phonetically.

:evilgrin: "Hey Dad, you got your AAAAAAAAARP magazine in the mail today!" :P

[Deja Q]

2. The only way to say 'Playboy' like that is to be drunk AND stoned.

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[Cabcere]

3. LOL!

:rofl: That made my night. Thanks for the laugh, HypnoToad!

Funny story, though: A year or two ago, I was home for the summer and my dad wanted to download a movie off of the internet on his home computer while he was at work. (Why, I don't know, but anyway...) He woke me up at like 7:00 in the morning to supervise the download and make sure everything was going OK, so I dragged my ass downstairs and watched the damn thing download for about an hour. After a while, though, I noticed that some of the files had "interesting" names - like "Russian porn star (so-and-so) video." :wow: Turns out that there were porn clips embedded in the downloaded version of the movie, which my dad was totally unaware of at the time. (My dad is pretty religious, I can't imagine him being into that sort of thing - and especially not asking me to supervise its download!) :rofl: We still tease him about that to this day...and he hasn't tried to download any other movies off the internet since then. :P