So Rumsfeld is feeding the pResident (lame copycat of a lame copycat)

[The Straight Story]

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily feeding. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three US soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "Where is the US on a map, do we have enough maps? Who is the President there, I want to send him a letter of condolence. Kids in Africa need more maps as well - and make sure we get a receipt for each one we hand out. Now excuse me while I go to the bathroom, can you have the secret service check and make sure Craig is not in there again?"