Does anybody know why the stuff that comes out of carrot top's mouth is called"Jokes" ?

[datasuspect]

[angrycarpenter]

1. looks "funny" to me

[wildhorses]

2. cos they won't let you say 'spews shit' on tv

:shrug:

[Runcible Spoon]

3. GAWD when he was skinny and awkward I almost felt sorry for him..

ALMOST. Now I would run far far away if I ran across something like that in a dark alley. I'm pretty sure he's the inspiration for some of my darker, more twisted homicidal clown nightmares :scared:

[Richard Steele]

4. Honestly, I don't know. I really don't. nm

[Bennyboy]

5. The funniest thing he ever said was....

That they should sell post-it notes with every bottle of tequila, so you can start writing your apologies right away.

[Runcible Spoon]

6. bada boom tiss.

it scares me you remember a Carrot Top joke. Get out of my head!

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. The bottom photo makes me think that he's going after that Piper Laurie thing.

[Runcible Spoon]

8. I was thinking Joan Crawford /nt

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. Some horrific morph between the two, yes, that's what I was seeing!

Mind you, I like Piper Laurie, just not on him. Ya know?

[flvegan]

10. He's made a good living at it.

I hate what he's resorted to in regards to his body, though.

[YDogg]

11. I dunno, but he's freakin' ripped.

And he looks like he's had a few too many plastic surgeries. Or somethin'.

[Crazy Dave]

13. It's a redhead thing

Look what happened to good old Danny Bonaduce

[YDogg]

16. I just did a google search for ripped redheads ...

... and all I found was porn. Damn the luck.

[Crazy Dave]

18. Ahhh

You made me think of Julianne Moore

[jobycom]

19. Yeah, thanks.

Just when I think I'm over her. :cry:

[YDogg]

22. You did the same. You made me think of Julianne Moore.

:hi:

[texanwitch]

12. There is something strange about his eyebrows.

Looks like a woman face on a man's body.

[Joe Fields]

14. I'm no fan of Carrot Top, but that would apply to 95% of all comedians.

[Wapsie B]

15. That's hideous.

I mean, what's the point? Is he gonna try out for the NFL? He can workout without juicing himself up.

[DarkTirade]

17. I'd call most things associated with him a joke... :)

[EstimatedProphet]

20. I always figured it was called drool.

[jobycom]

21. I don't know that I've ever heard him speak, aside from a commercial he did.

Is he like Gallager unfunny, where he actually tells jokes but they are old and tired, or like Dane Cook unfunny, where there doesn't seem to be anything resembling jokes mixed into the words he says, or is like Sinbad unfunny, where you can see how maybe someone might laugh at him even though he seems a little tame for your taste? :shrug:

[jpgray]

23. He's exactly Gallagher unfunny. But worse.

[BattyDem]

24. He was on Gene Simmons' Family Jewels several weeks ago ...

I was surprised by his appearance. The body looked great, but the face looked ... distorted.

By the way, be sure to catch the rerun. Gene "helps" Carrot Top make some props and he accidentally glues a dildo to his hand. So there he was ... Gene Simmons, The God of Thunder, walking around Vegas with a dildo stuck to his hand, LOL! (Yeah, I know it was probably a setup for the show ... but it was pretty funny! The look on Shannon's face when she found out was priceless!) :rofl: