Oeditpus Rex
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Sun Sep-09-07 01:45 AM
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For some reason, I just thought of the old bit about 'the perfect wife': |
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A chef in the kitchen, a lady in the parlor and a whore in the bedroom.
Now — what might be the corollary for "the perfect husband"?
:popcorn:
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Sun Sep-09-07 01:47 AM
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1. Made of money, ears that work and brave enough to kill that fucking spider |
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Plus, at least competent in the bedroom
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Sun Sep-09-07 07:07 AM
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2. Well I've got two out of three... |
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I'm just glad you didn't mention roaches...
:scared: Me no likey roaches.
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NewWaveChick1981
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Sun Sep-09-07 07:31 AM
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6. The spider thing doesn't hold up at my house. |
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:P My husband's a big-time arachnophobe, and he isn't fond of other insects either. I'm the pest control person at my house, and whenever possible, I do not kill them. I'm a catch-and-release-well-away-from-phobes person. :)
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Sun Sep-09-07 07:32 AM
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Sun Sep-09-07 07:10 AM
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Sun Sep-09-07 07:14 AM
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5. Like the sig you have now. |
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Agree totally with the sentiment!
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MissMillie
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Sun Sep-09-07 08:14 AM
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11. notice how this response did NOT come from a woman |
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Sun Sep-09-07 09:02 AM
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13. Thought Oedi would appreciate the Monty Python reference |
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Sun Sep-09-07 04:00 PM
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I loved the MP reference
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Sun Sep-09-07 07:13 AM
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4. The perfect husband is a telepath. n/t |
NewWaveChick1981
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Sun Sep-09-07 07:34 AM
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8. My version of "the perfect husband"... |
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Uses the hamper that is 18 inches away from his side of the bed rather than wadding his used clothing up and throwing it on the floor, doesn't dribble when heeding nature's call (i.e. has excellent aim instead of lazy aim or no aim at all), and amazing in the sack. :D :bounce:
Money's not a requirement, and neither is mechanical ability or pest control. :P
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Sun Sep-09-07 07:40 AM
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Not only do I put my laundry in the basket but I actually do laundry and iron too. I may dribble but I always wipe it up, and I was once described as a "gorgeous fuck."
So come and claim me!
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Sun Sep-09-07 07:42 AM
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10. Hard worker during the day |
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gentlemen in the parlor and submissive in the bedroom....
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Sun Sep-09-07 08:15 AM
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12. a man that doesn't turn me into a nag |
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he does what I ask him the first time.... just like I do for him.
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Sun Sep-09-07 09:19 AM
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Sun Sep-09-07 09:22 AM
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15. if i can achieve two of the three, what does it make me? |
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Sun Sep-09-07 09:36 AM
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16. Someone who encourages me when I'm feeling insecure... |
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And says "nice going" when I achieve something I didn't think I could.
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Sun Sep-09-07 09:49 AM
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17. Since I'm not much of a chef, |
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he can pickup my slack there. Fortunately, he does and he's perfect! :loveya:
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Sun Sep-09-07 10:43 AM
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18. Gentleman in the parlor and turns into a pizza at 3 am. (nt) |
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Sun Sep-09-07 11:13 AM
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19. Excellent cook, brings home a paycheck |
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And makes me squeal.
Oooh, that's what I've got! :think:
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Sun Sep-09-07 01:21 PM
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Someone who doesn't buy into gendered chore crap, doesn't expect women to behave like "ladies" and doesn't refer to women as "whores."
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Mon Sep-10-07 08:56 AM
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Sun Sep-09-07 02:58 PM
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21. Cares about himself, cares about me |
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cares about his family and friends, and cares about the world.
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Sun Sep-09-07 03:07 PM
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So the equivalent would be maybe: stays out from underfoot in the kitchen, is sociable at all times even to his wife, and romantic in the bedroom.
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Sun Sep-09-07 03:58 PM
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23. I thought the perfect wife |
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was a bisexual nymphomaniac whose father owns a liquor store.
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Mon Sep-10-07 05:54 AM
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Mon Sep-10-07 09:02 AM
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I don't really drink, so I wouldn't even need the second part of your requirements.
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Mon Sep-10-07 09:09 AM
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My only comment to some man fool enough to wish for a nymphomaniac is that his wish be granted so he may learn by experience.
I was stupid enough to fall in love with one and marry another. Fortunately these portions of my blighted past are long gone.
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