I got sick of my bike and bought a car yesterday

[taterguy]

Ain't she a beaut?

[GOPisEvil]

1. Was the pit crew included?

[taterguy]

10. I don't need no stinking pit crew

[flvegan]

2. I don't think she's street legal.

And you sure as hell can't affix a bike rack to it.

[taterguy]

3. Why would I need a bike rack?

This baby will get me everywhere I need to go.

[flvegan]

6. True, but

the bike would be nice to have with you when you have to put her on the towtruck. Alternate transportation is always a good idea if one is a Porsche owner.

[taterguy]

9. That's why I bought a spare

[Gormy Cuss]

4. There goes your small carbon footprint. n/t

[taterguy]

5. Call me Big Foot

The Earth is going to hell no matter what.
Why not have some fun while it's still around.

[LeftyMom]

7. At least it's not an SUV.

Then you'd be a fuel-wasting freeper with a likely case of micropenis, but a lightweight one seater like that? Next best thing to a hybrid, right? :sarcasm:

[taterguy]

8. You don't need a penis if you have one of these

Chicks will dig you anyway