Once upon a time: A Day At The Mines....

[1monster]

One day, the seven dwarfs left to go to work in the mine. Snow White stayed home to prepare lunch. When she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw there had been a terrible cave in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that some of the dwarfs had survived.

"Hello, hello," she called. "Can anyone hear me? Hello" For quite a while there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White called again, "Hello, is anyone down there?" Just as she was about to give up all hope, there came a faint voice from deep in the mine.

The voice said, "Vote Republican. Vote Republican."

Snow White, somewhat relieved screamed out, "Oh, thank God. At least Dopey is still alive."

[BrotherBuzz]

1. I'm slow afterall it's Sunday, but it's good for a laugh

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from
the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past
security, stole the paintings and made it safely to
his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away
when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could
mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious
error, he replied, "Monsieur, that is the reason I
stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to
make the Van Gogh." (And you thought I didn't have De
Gaulle to send this on to someone else. I figured I
had nothing Toulouse.)