Hahah! Have new computer, and many pent up frustrations...

[HereSince1628]

4 days of reading silly postings without a working keyboard, and bran cereal for breakfast.

Fair warning DU'ers, I've got a backlog of one-liners that MUST be, er, passed on!

[Xipe Totec]

1. Is it a computer, or an Apple?

:hide:

[HereSince1628]

a wittle bitty HP

great for a constipated brain.

[Xipe Totec]

4. Half of the computers in my house are HPs

You chose wisely, my child.

[HereSince1628]

5. SO's college has a dell exec on the board...so no more Dells

It was HP almost by default as SO wanted a name she recognized...

[TommyO]

6. Oh, you definitely better duck after that one!

:popcorn:

[Deja Q]

7. !

:rofl:

:yourock:

[Omphaloskepsis]

10. Well, it was broken..

[Crabby Appleton]

2. Did you get it at Circuit City?

We need to see your receipt.

[HereSince1628]

3. No, but I DID get stopped on the way out of Best Buy

I'm one of those who recognize that when there are multiple checkout kiosks in different departments it is possible for folks to try to walk out with things. I made no fuss.

[Deja Q]

8. Did you get the extended warranty?

Usually a waste of money, there are times when it makes sense to get it....

[HereSince1628]

9. No. My feeling is digital stuff that's flawed dies quickly with use

once it's burned in it's all up to the gremlins and their chad buckets.