What will you do when zombies take over the world?

[LostInAnomie]

What's your plan to keep from getting eaten?

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. I don't care if I get eaten, if I know that Bush and his capitalist friends were eaten.

I for one welcome our zombie overlords.

[LadyoftheRabbits]

2. Well...

Hopefully my chances will be good, given that I'm dating one. :P

[hfojvt]

6. sounds like a movie title

"My Zombie ex-boyfriend"

Dumping by text message is recommended

[LadyoftheRabbits]

9. Which reminds me...

(Not that that's happening :P) but this video came to mind: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcidD2HFK8M

Hope I don't scar you too badly. :P

[hfojvt]

12. I personally cannot text message break-up

because I have neither a girlfriend, nor a cell-phone.

I did email break-up once though. Sort of. We hadn't really gone out, or met, just IMed.

ZN could always send his ribbon after you :hide:

[Liberalynn]

3. I thought they were already running the White House?

:shrug:

[hfojvt]

4. seems like it would be one time in my life

where there is an advantage to being a thin man :evilgrin:

zombies never would give nothing for a thin man

[lost-in-nj]

5. Were you watching

SciFi today???
They had Zombie movies on all day



lost

[LostInAnomie]

7. No joke?!?

Shit! I missed it!!!

[TimeChaser]

8. Get bit and join in on the brain feasting

:P

[AmyDeLune]

10. I'll hang out with Vegan Zombies!

:D I'm sure they'll only eat heads of lettuce and cabbage! :P

[jobycom]

11. I'll stay away from McDonalds.

That's where zombies go to eat.

[Downtown Hound]

13. Take refuge in a shopping mall of course

One that happens to have a large, non-looted gun store, and blow me some zombie brains out! Then wallow in the misery of my self-imposed materialistic prison.

Am I original or what?

[LostInAnomie]

16. Sounds like a plan.

I have a feeling that eventually you'll have to defend yourself from not only zombies but roving bikers gangs as well. Forcing you to ponder the question of which is more evil: man giving into his primal nature or man reduced to his most primal?

By the way, I think it is funny that the add at the bottom of this zombie thread is for a "Meet Christian singles in your area" website. :rofl:

[Wapsie B]

14. They already have.

They call 'em neocons. ;-)

[baldguy]

15. Bitch about Reagan getting a third term.