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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 10:29 PM
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I am supposed to be doing homework, but I just discovered something AMAZING.
My first name has the same number of vowels as consonants AND my middle name does, too!

What are the chances of THAT?!

Also, it feels really creepy when I mush my kneecaps around, and if I crush up my breath mints and push them way back on my tongue, my whole throat feels all cold and weird, and I like it.



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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-09-07 11:19 PM
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1. my first and last name have the same number consonants and vowels
and can both be typed using only my left hand

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Flaxbee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 12:54 AM
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2. homework doesn't stand a chance with all that excitement!
I used to do this thing, if I hadn't started homework by the hour, I'd wait until the half hour, but if someone called, or stopped by, causing me to go over the half hour by even a few seconds, I'd wait until the hour rolled around again.

Was a good way to stall, for a while. Never got too creative with my kneecaps or breathmints, though.

Do your homework! :hi:
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 12:57 AM
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3. girl!!! get busy with that homework NOW!!! sheesh ---
don't make me come in there!! and turn off that stereo. good heavens!! do you have the tv going as well???

:rofl:

:hi:
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 12:58 AM
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4. Good lord, how do you stand the excitement?
:rofl:

My daughter's name is the same backwards as it is forwards, has only 3 different letters and is 6 characters long :)
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 10:09 AM
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5. Speaking of kneecaps, they're not fully formed until age 6.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 10:10 AM
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6. I see you must walk past the dorms on the way to your car
and stop in front of them. And inhale, repeatedly.

:smoke:
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-10-07 10:17 AM
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7. I want some of what she's having.
:rofl:
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