otherlander
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Sun Sep-09-07 11:04 PM
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In this thread, give useless advice to a Presidential candidate. |
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John Edwards- More people would vote for you if you grew a beard. That's why people liked Jesus so much, you know. Not because of those silly magic tricks with the fish. And stop getting haircuts, too.
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Sun Sep-09-07 11:08 PM
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1. Actually I think they liked Jesus because of that water into wine trick |
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That would be a great skill for any of the candidates to have
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Mon Sep-10-07 03:28 PM
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make the fundraisers more interesting...
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Sun Sep-09-07 11:32 PM
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2. Mike Gravel, change your first name to Rock. |
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Maybe change the way you pronounce your surname, too.
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Mon Sep-10-07 12:10 AM
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4. And take your shirt off during the debates |
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so we can see those angry abs
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Mon Sep-10-07 03:27 PM
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Mon Sep-10-07 04:35 PM
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16. And your middle name to Paper... |
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and your second middle name to, well, you know.
:P
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Tue Sep-11-07 04:18 PM
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Tue Sep-11-07 04:19 PM
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24. Mike Gravel, steal a move from Kucinich and marry an Amazon hottie half your age |
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Oh wait, Hillary's already married.
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Sun Sep-09-07 11:50 PM
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3. SHAKE the hand, KISS the baby |
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Don't get those mixed up like Dubya did...
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Mon Sep-10-07 03:38 PM
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7. don't eat the brown acid man |
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I guess that could go to any of them.
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Mon Sep-10-07 04:04 PM
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8. Quite being such a chicken**** and . . . |
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really go after the Bush regime. You have nothing to lose. No more Mr./Ms. Nice Guy.
Useless because they won't believe me.
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Mon Sep-10-07 04:11 PM
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9. Don't eat the yellow snow. |
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Mon Sep-10-07 04:13 PM
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11. Congressman Kucinich, you need to get taller, prettier and dumber to get elected. |
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It's probably true, but nothing he can do anything about. :(
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Tue Sep-11-07 09:47 PM
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26. He could stick a crayon up his nose. |
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That might make him dumber.
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Mon Sep-10-07 04:15 PM
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Start wearing a "Fur is Murder" t-shirt. And cut back on the stinky breath in the morning.
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Mon Sep-10-07 04:29 PM
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13. There's nothing wrong with a spontaneous yodel every now and then. |
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Something melodic, perhaps calling the goats in.
Oh, does this have to be for a particular candidate? Um, then it's for Tancredo. Couldn't make him look any batshit crazier than he already is.
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Mon Sep-10-07 04:33 PM
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14. Barack Obama: Change your name to Chip Whitley. |
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Mon Sep-10-07 04:34 PM
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15. Dennis Kucinich, if you'd just kiss a LITTLE corporate ass... |
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you'd get much more positive feedback from the whores press.
Whore it up, guy!
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Mon Sep-10-07 04:53 PM
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17. Hillary, you should consider mimic'ing the social behaviours of the Bonobo ape. |
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I for one would vote for that.
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Mon Sep-10-07 04:58 PM
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That might be what Bill was trying to do, now that I think of it.
I, for one, envy the bonobo.
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Tue Sep-11-07 04:06 PM
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21. If all world leaders would do just that |
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I am convinced that there would be no more wars.
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Tue Sep-11-07 05:07 PM
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25. I agree with yours and Critters' posts, I think it would work, |
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Edited on Tue Sep-11-07 05:07 PM by Peake
But I sure don't want to have to imagine it! Mental screen: OFF! :7
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Mon Sep-10-07 04:54 PM
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18. order the chicken. stay away from the fish. |
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Mon Sep-10-07 04:58 PM
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20. Barack, Measure twice, cut once. nt |
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Tue Sep-11-07 04:16 PM
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22. Mitt Romney, you should bring your dog along on your campaign swings. |
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You already know where he can ride on the campaign bus.
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