Arnold Rimmer's first french kiss

[Dr. Strange]

An excerpt from Rad Dwarf: "The Last Day"

RIMMER: If we're talking about famous firsts -- my first french kiss. It's gonna be a killer story.
Fourteen years old. We went on holiday with my Uncle Frank and his daughters. Sixteen. Twins. Blonde. Now I knew that Sarah fancied me, but I wasn't too sure about Alice. Anyway, middle of the night, I wake up with this tongue stuck down my throat. Wide awake now -- I couldn't believe my eyes. It was my Uncle Frank! He'd got the wrong room -- he thought I was my mum!


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[redqueen]

1. Aaaahahaahahahahah

EW!