Remember when has-been celebrities actually disappeared?

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and didn't end up on 'Best Week Ever' or get a second chance on "The Surreal Life" or had their every post-prime moment chronicled by the media. Oh sure, we occasionally would check in on them with a "whatever happened to..." segment every ten years or so, but for the most part, they knew when it was over and when to let go.

I don't care about Britney, Flava Flav or Bret Michaels. Just go away!