Greatly exaggerate a rumor about your death

[MrCoffee]

MrCoffee, the international playboy beloved by millions, passed away today in what police are describing as "a bizarre sexual asphyxiation in an airplane lavatory" accident. His family requests that donations be made on his behalf to the Human Fund in lieu of flowers.

[MrScorpio]

1. This is MrScorpio's wife... He's dead

Ding dong!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. lionespriyanka, the internation pornstar, died of exhaustion

after a 48 hour all women gang bang.

:P

[MrCoffee]

3. will there be film at 11?

please, for the love of cheese, let there be film at 11!!!

[ohiosmith]

4. The death scene also included the body of one OhioSmith who died of multiple fractures

of the head and body. Eye witnesses told investigators that the victim was a willing and welcome participant in the previously referenced sexual activities until it was discovered that OhioSmith was in fact a man masquerading as a female. Preliminary evidence suggests that the weapons used to beat the deceased were electric toasters.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

5. ..

:rofl:

[Aristus]

6. Did they get it all on film?

Did they? Did they??

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. yes they did, they will play it at her funeral.

[AllegroRondo]

14. and charge admission, probably

they would make enough to keep the surviving spouse rich for years.

[ghostsofgiants]

8. Wow, we died the exact same way!

What are the odds?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. ..

:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

10. Madinmaryland lives longer than Abe Vigoda and gets

to open the 75 year old DU capsule. On the way he still had to pay the tolls in Delaware to get to the capsule which still had receipts from the Delaware Turnpike in them!

On the way back he expired at a Delaware Toll Booth!

[Richardo]

11. Richardo, 50, dies in fire

Richardo, professional raconteur and arguably the most popular member of the so-called 'Democratic Underground' was discovered in the site's 'General Discussion' forum, having apparently expired of 3rd degree burns over 95% of his body.

The charred husk, indentifiable only my the 'Beagles Up' tatoo on his left eyelid, had apparently started a thread defending the DLC just before the fire consumed him.

[Aristus]

12. Aristus, internationally renowned Shakespeare scholar and scourge

of right-wing assholistic idiots everywhere, died today of unknown causes. Dick Cheney is reportedly being investigated...

The Democratic Underground, a popular liberal website that was his frequent haunt, went dark for thirty-eight minutes; one for each year of a life cut tragically short. Thousands of members mourned. Prostrate with grief, his beloved wife, Mrs. Aristus, publicly announced she was switching her allegiance from the Republican to the Democratic Party to honor his memory.

[madinmaryland]

13. Alex Trabek will delivery your eulogy in the form of a question!

[LeftyMom]

15. Shark Adopts Vegan Diet- Victim Missing and Presumed Dead