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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 03:45 PM Original message |
Things that you never ever want to hear from a first time lover? |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
1. If this is your first time 'lover' then it's probably your spouse |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 03:47 PM Response to Original message |
2. It's not the question, it's the really, really, really horrible timing. |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 07:10 PM Response to Reply #2 |
47. Yeah, that would pretty much end the relationship and/or encounter for me right there. |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 07:31 PM Response to Reply #47 |
51. Deleted message |
MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 10:39 PM Response to Reply #51 |
95. Why presume she was talking about Flvegan? |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 03:48 PM Response to Original message |
3. "Oh, wait, can you put some salve on this for me first?" |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 03:56 PM Response to Reply #3 |
8. : |
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MonkeyFunk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 03:48 PM Response to Original message |
4. "I'll be right out.... |
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YDogg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 05:40 PM Response to Reply #4 |
82. heh |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 02:46 AM Response to Reply #4 |
102. "Hi, I'm Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC..." |
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zabet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 03:49 PM Response to Original message |
5. .... |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 03:41 AM Response to Reply #5 |
105. "Your sisters were better." |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 03:52 PM Response to Original message |
6. "Pay me first" |
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judaspriestess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 03:53 PM Response to Original message |
7. I smell like buttcrack |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 04:03 PM Response to Reply #7 |
15. .............................. |
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datasuspect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 03:57 PM Response to Original message |
9. "let me take my protease inhibitors first" |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
10. "Bring out the Gimp." |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 04:00 PM Response to Reply #10 |
13. ; |
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buddhamama (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 04:41 PM Response to Reply #10 |
23. funny |
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anarch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
11. "whoa! what the hell is that thing???" |
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UncleSepp (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 04:00 PM Response to Original message |
12. My doc says I have the virus, but I've never had an outbreak... |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 04:03 PM Response to Original message |
14. 'It's not you, it's me.' |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 04:05 PM Response to Original message |
16. .... |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 04:06 PM Response to Reply #16 |
19. Even if diapers are involved. |
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supernova (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 04:05 PM Response to Original message |
17. I just wanna watch the game first |
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texas1928 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 04:06 PM Response to Original message |
18. Well, that was quick. |
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Parche (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 04:07 PM Original message |
Fist Time Lover |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 04:07 PM Response to Original message |
20. is it in yet? |
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judaspriestess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 05:56 PM Response to Reply #20 |
39. ............ |
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Liberal Dose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 02:11 PM Response to Reply #20 |
118. In? I'm done. You got a cigarette? LOL n/t |
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Omphaloskepsis (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 04:08 PM Response to Original message |
21. Well, I had a girl tell me.. |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 07:17 PM Response to Reply #21 |
50. Um... |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 03:58 PM Response to Reply #21 |
75. Jesus christ! |
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bluedigger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 04:34 PM Response to Original message |
22. "Yeah, my boyfriend owns a lot of guns." |
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The Straight Story (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 04:50 PM Response to Original message |
24. "I hope my parole officer dosen't know where we are" |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 04:57 PM Response to Original message |
25. "Flirty fishing really works!" |
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JCMach1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 01:13 AM Response to Reply #25 |
62. ARG! Too scary... |
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Parche (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 05:05 PM Response to Original message |
26. Hi My Name Is ohiosmith |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 05:06 PM Response to Reply #26 |
29. we have a winner! |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 05:18 PM Response to Reply #29 |
35. fucker |
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taught_me_patience (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 05:05 PM Response to Original message |
27. "You don't need a condom" |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 05:05 PM Response to Original message |
28. oh come on, its just a little sore... |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 05:08 PM Response to Original message |
30. "Do it the way ohiosmith used to" |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 05:14 PM Response to Reply #30 |
32. Bwahahaha! Matcom how you doing bro? |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 05:15 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. burried in analytics and ROI data |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 05:17 PM Response to Reply #33 |
34. Glad it's all good man. |
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cobalt1999 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 05:11 PM Response to Original message |
31. "I'm going to marry you" |
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mtnester (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 05:20 PM Response to Original message |
36. You don't mind if my roomate watches do you? |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 05:23 PM Response to Reply #36 |
37. i was just trying to be considerate. sheesh. |
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mtnester (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 05:24 PM Response to Reply #37 |
38. Hee hee |
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SouthoftheBorderPaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 03:29 PM Response to Reply #36 |
74. Nonya? |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 04:32 PM Response to Reply #74 |
78. Nonya Bidniss. |
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Orsino (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 05:56 PM Response to Original message |
40. "Now that you know, I can't let you live." n/t |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 05:58 PM Response to Original message |
41. "It puts the lotion in the basket..." |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 12:14 AM Response to Reply #41 |
59. Awesome |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 08:40 AM Response to Reply #41 |
106. "It rubs the lotion on it's skin..." |
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Mountainman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 06:04 PM Response to Original message |
42. I'm not really 18. |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 06:05 PM Response to Original message |
43. Said to a man: "Oooh, You're as handsome as Dick Cheney when you're nekkid." |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 06:19 PM Response to Original message |
44. "If my spouse shows up..." |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 06:21 PM Response to Original message |
45. Tell me about it! n/t |
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hunter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 07:08 PM Response to Original message |
46. A lot of the Lounge thread titles work really well... |
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philosophie_en_rose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 07:15 PM Response to Original message |
48. Oops. |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 07:15 PM Response to Original message |
49. "You're cool with the webcam, right?" |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 08:32 PM Response to Original message |
52. "Ignore that, it's almost healed." |
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Generic Brad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 09:20 PM Response to Original message |
53. Take off the mask. |
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LostInAnomie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 09:26 PM Response to Original message |
54. I think I shit the bed. |
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Initech (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 09:49 PM Response to Original message |
55. "Hey, nice dress! I have one just like it!" |
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SarahB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 10:01 PM Response to Original message |
56. To a guy: "Is it in? I can't tell. It's so tiny." nt |
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Pale Blue Dot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 03:07 PM Response to Reply #56 |
68. ... |
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SarahB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 08:00 PM Response to Reply #68 |
90. You drive a tiny little Scion. |
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mitchum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Sep-11-07 10:48 PM Response to Original message |
57. "Then I'm going to bite your head off and lay the eggs in your neck cavity" |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 12:13 AM Response to Original message |
58. I put on my wizard robe and hat |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 12:22 AM Response to Original message |
60. "Can we just get this over with?" (nt) |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 01:10 AM Response to Original message |
61. "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you in a court |
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nickgutierrez (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 01:14 AM Response to Original message |
63. Oh, hey, does this look infected to you? n/t |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 07:54 AM Response to Original message |
64. "I feel like I should leave money on the dresser." |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 08:10 AM Response to Original message |
65. "Are those real?" |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 11:39 AM Response to Original message |
66. "Not bad. I'm better, but you're trainable." |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 12:44 PM Response to Original message |
67. Not from a first time lover, but the words you DON'T want to hear while you're with him/her: |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 03:09 PM Response to Original message |
69. "What do you mean, you didn't notice my Adam's apple?" |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 03:15 PM Response to Original message |
70. Yours is smaller than mine was |
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IndianaJones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 03:21 PM Response to Original message |
71. "Dad?". nt. |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 03:21 PM Response to Original message |
72. I forgot to take my zovirax today |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 03:23 PM Response to Original message |
73. Hurry up, my husband will be home soon |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 04:00 PM Response to Original message |
76. Donald Rumsfeld was giving the President his daily briefing |
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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 04:01 PM Response to Original message |
77. "Do you respect me?" |
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american_typeculture (227 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 04:51 PM Response to Original message |
79. "Just disregard the oozing pustules." |
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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 04:56 PM Response to Original message |
80. Complete silence. |
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Amaya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 05:07 PM Response to Original message |
81. "you're much better than my ex" |
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SarahB (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 08:30 PM Response to Reply #81 |
92. . |
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likesmountains 52 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 05:45 PM Response to Original message |
83. "You won't tell my wife Laura will you?" |
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YDogg (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 05:46 PM Response to Original message |
84. "I'm stinging! I'm stinging!" |
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Labors of Hercules (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 06:56 PM Response to Original message |
85. you're not allergic to duck tape, are you? |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 07:01 PM Response to Original message |
86. "Did you know your ceiling needs painting?" |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 07:02 PM Response to Original message |
87. "Now where did I put those clamps?" |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 07:03 PM Response to Original message |
88. "The voices are saying, this is good." |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 07:05 PM Response to Original message |
89. "I can hardly wait to try out my ceremonial dagger!" |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 08:29 PM Response to Original message |
91. "Oh, Dave! Oh, God, Dave!" |
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Swede (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 09:28 PM Response to Original message |
93. "On second thought, let's turn off the lights." |
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Danger Mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 10:29 PM Response to Original message |
94. 'Oh god it smells awful.' |
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fizzgig (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 01:52 AM Response to Reply #94 |
97. i'm sorry, hun |
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Danger Mouse (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 09:39 PM Response to Reply #97 |
119. why do you say that? |
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BlueJazz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-12-07 10:47 PM Response to Original message |
96. Is your immune system strong? |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 02:05 AM Response to Original message |
98. "Uh, you've done this before, haven't you?" |
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sakabatou (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 02:22 AM Response to Original message |
99. "Did I tell you about my STDs?" |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 02:36 AM Response to Original message |
100. "Get on your knees." |
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enigmatic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 02:42 AM Response to Original message |
101. "after you take your clothes off, could you put on this bunny costume?" |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 03:04 AM Response to Original message |
103. "Can you had me a new emery board?" |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 03:13 AM Response to Original message |
104. "You know, you seem a little...older now than I thought you were with your bra on." |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 08:45 AM Response to Original message |
107. "Heh. Oink, oink." |
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Tyler Durden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 08:47 AM Response to Original message |
108. "Is it IN yet?" |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 08:50 AM Response to Original message |
109. "Nobody does this better than me." |
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unpossibles (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 09:31 AM Response to Original message |
110. "DAD!?!?" |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 10:02 AM Response to Original message |
111. "Wait, stop, I forgot--my favorite re-run of 'Voyager' is starting right now!" |
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Amaya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 10:10 AM Response to Original message |
112. "can I wear your panties" |
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BlueIris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 10:12 AM Response to Original message |
113. "Hang on—I have to go find my tarantula and put him back in his cage..." |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 10:48 AM Response to Original message |
114. "Okay, get going... You've got two minutes." |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 11:58 AM Response to Original message |
115. "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..." |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 01:28 PM Response to Original message |
116. "That man with the shotgun is my dad..." |
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FredScuttle (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-13-07 02:04 PM Response to Original message |
117. Actual quote from a girl I hooked up with - October 2000 |
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