You are about to be executed tomorrow. What will be your last meal?

[LostInAnomie]

I would probably eat a shit load of spicy chicken and rice.

[rug]

1. Olive Garden lasagna.

Cheat the hangman.

[philosophie_en_rose]

2. Neverending Pasta Bowl from the Olive Garden.

:)

[KitchenWitch]

35. Excellent Choice!

:)

[Critters2]

39. For some reason, this made me LOL

loud enough that my assistant asked if I'm okay. Apparently, when I laugh I sound like I'm having some kind of attack.

Well, thanks very much. Now I have to work, in order to look responsible.

[Bennyboy]

3. Tacos!

OMG! that is what I am going to be having in a few minutes!

[Skittles]

4. fish and chips

or steak and kidney pie

[Tektonik]

5. lots of chocolate of all varieties and lots of medium rare porterhouses w/ sea salt + cracked pepper

[cloudbase]

6. Chicken fried steak.

To hell with the cholesterol.

[TommyO]

7. Now that's a good one!

I luvs me some chicken fried steak, or country fried steak, depending on who you're talking to. I've made it a few times, and this message means that I'll be making some more before the weekend!

[TommyO]

8. Since we're going for broke here

A nice Steak au poive, with mushroom risotto (laced with truffle oil) and asparagus. If wine is allowed, I'll go back to one of my comfort wines, Forest Glen Merlot.

edited to add: Damn, now not only do I need to make some country fried steak for myself, I need to pick up a nice piece of tenderloin to make the steak au poive!

[Roon]

9. My Grandmothers recipies..German Tacos and her Spaghettie sauce

My two most favorite meals.

[Ptah]

12. German Tacos?

I want that recipe, please.

Please?

:prayerful:

[Roon]

14. It's my Grandmother's invention

I will try my best to tell you how to do it.

Take a corn taco tortilla, the ones that come flat and dip and flip it in some hot cooking oil. Just enough to soften them up. I am not sure, but I think they are only cooked a few seconds on each side. Anyway, the key is making them soft enough to fold without breaking. You can stack several flat tortillas after the dip and flip. Then you take the flat, softened tortilla and put a elongated, little hamburger patty on one half of the tortilla. Fold the other half of the tortilla over the hamburger and put it back in the oil (or another pan of oil if you have a helper dipping and flipping in the first pan.) Fry, turn over using tongs,...you can tell it's done because the meat will be browned and the shell will be stiff and crunchy. If you have a big enough pan, you can fry several folded tacos at once. When they are done, put them on a tray lined with paper towels in an over set to warm, uncovered. This will drain off the excess oil. When you are done making a batch, set out some shredded cheddar cheese, diced tomatoes, lettuce, hot sauce, sour cream, guacamole, anything you wish. Get some tongs, load up your plate with a few tacos from the oven (I always start up with three) and gently separate the opening of the taco and stuff it with whatever condiments you like. EAT!!!!!

Let me warn you, these tacos are a heart attack waiting to happen and the preparation is very messy, but it is sooooo good!! A tip on the corn tortillas, don't skimp on the price, buy the best ones the store has. If you get cheap shells they tend to fall apart while you are "building" your taco. Making these tacos might also take a little practice. My Ex got it the first time he tried, so if you're a good cook, you might not have any problems at all. (I would never dare try to make these) I have seen them made a million times.

Sorry if you were expecting an actual, ethnic taco, but we just started calling them German Tacos because my maternal Grandparents are 100% German. I had fun posting this, so I went ahead and did it.

[Kali]

10. arrggg there is a great old blues song with the perfect lyrics

but I cant remember who did it or the name of the song and my first foray into lyric search engines SUCKED

Now Warden go and get my dinner, I aint goin' till you git back withit"

Aligator steak, wavy gravy in a left hand dish..blah blah blah I suck at remembering these things

[JTG of the PRB]

11. Oh, let's see... Let's see...

Lobster tail with lemon butter
King crab legs
Mashed potatoes and gravy
Meatloaf
Hash browns
Bacon, ham, and cheese omelet
Vanilla ice cream with chocolate sauce

After a meal like that, I'd practically be comatose. Bring on the capitol punishment, I say!

[Omphaloskepsis]

13. A person. Fuck it. They are going to kill me. Might as well fuck with them.

[fizzgig]

15. extra hot wings and fries from my wing place

fried shrooms and zucchini and a slice of mushroom and pineapple from my bar
my dad's chicken
my mom's roast
dim sum
sushi
green chile

[Fire Walk With Me]

16. Formaldehyde.

"'I can live forever, in formaldehyde' he said." -Residents, "Harry the Head"

[Wapsie B]

17. Sloppy Tacos

and Hair Pie. :evilgrin:

[swag]

18. From one of the chefs of the defunct Thai Room of Washington, DC

Beef Sate
Shrimp with hot chile & garlic
Chicken with Ginger Root
Crispy Noodle
Singha beers

[QMPMom]

19. Sushi.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

20. Some animal stuffed inside a larger animal.

[KitchenWitch]

38. Turducken anyone?

[Starbucks Anarchist]

45. If that could be put into a dolphin, yes.

:hide:

[KitchenWitch]

46. Turkey, Duck, and Chicken are all smaller than a Dolphin, so yes!

:spank:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

47. Could I bread the dolphin in cornflakes?

:P

[KitchenWitch]

50. Of Course - but it can only be consumed while you are talking on a cellphone

and in the presence of a woman breastfeeding in public while listening to Laura Branigan!

:hi:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

52. Gloria, Gloria, I got your dolphin!

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

53. *snerk*

You got it!

:rofl:

[Ellen Forradalom]

21. Hang on

Let me see what's in the fridge.

[MonkeyFunk]

22. chicken vindaloo

bean burritos and cabbage.

If the fuckes are gonna kill me, I'm gonna make a stink.

[fortyfeetunder]

23. All Bran, Prunes and whole milk.

and I have a mean case of lactose intolerance. I'll be my own gas chamber going out....

[Perseid]

24. Fried Martian

It would take years..........

[DS1]

34. hahah

that got a laugh :thumbsup:

[Mojambo]

25. Slow roasted anything.

Very slow roasted. I'm quite particular.

[HughBeaumont]

26. I doubt I could get this all in, but

It would be all of the foods I loved the most throughout different times in life.

1 full slab of Razorback baby back ribs
Plate of Alaskan King Crab legs with garlic sauce on the side
Buca's Chicken Marsala
Full bowl of pasta with my mother's sauce
Package of Sno-Caps

I think the pasta would be the last thing I'd eat before being strapped on the gurney.

[formerrepuke]

27. As much durian fruit as I could handle, washed down with lots of beer...

..the resulting gas might cause an explosion, and the executioners would have to clean it up.

[BOSSHOG]

28. Fried Chicken, Fried Okra, Mashed Potatoes and Gravy, Corn on the Cob

a pitcher of iced tea, preferrably prepared by my grandmother (the world's greatest southern fried cook) who has been dead for 15 years.

[zanne]

29. A carton of Camels and a case of Guinness....

[MissMillie]

30. I want a bite of everything

seriously... how to you choose any one thing over any other thing? There are just too many good things.

I'll tell you what... leave out the raisins. I don't care for raisins.

[DarkTirade]

31. A cake with a file in it. :)

[Hosnon]

32. Crab legs...no question about it! NT.

[DS1]

33. hand grenade on a 4 hour timer

[Deja Q]

36. Anything made by Rachel Ray...

Mind you, I'm resisting the urge to say something slightly crude...

[KitchenWitch]

37. All you can eat buffet at the Indian Casino.

:)

[texas1928]

40. The warden's wife.

[AlCzervik]

41. Fried clams from Kelly's.

[skygazer]

42. I doubt I'd be hungry

High-quality booze would probably be my request. :shrug:

[Greyskye]

43. What takes about 40 years to prepare?

I want that.

[cobalt1999]

44. Grilled bone in Ribeye steak, Dark Chocolate, Red Wine

Lots of red wine.

[av8rdave]

48. I dunno,,,,,something low fat and sodium, that's for sure!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

49. Brains.

[Lyric]

51. A variety of stuff that ThinkBlue1966 and I make together

And I'd ask permission to use the prison kitchen so ThinkBlue1966 and I could cook this all ourselves, 'cause what we make together is better than anything I've ever had elsewhere.

1 fried chicken thigh (my recipe)
1 slice of our homemade meatloaf
2 baby back ribs with my homemade Carolina BBQ sauce
1 fried green tomato slice
A few spoonfuls each of our homemade mashed potatoes w/ my good brown gravy, bacon-onion green beans, and broccoli-cheese rotini.
A piece of our homemade sweet cornbread, dripping with real butter.
Small chunks of our homemade strawberry cheesecake, pecan pie, pumpkin pie, and pineapple upside-down cake.
Half of a Cadbury's Dairy Milk chocolate bar
A handful of Percocet ;)

[NewWaveChick1981]

54. Pizza with everything on it and Baskin-Robbins Pralines & Cream...

:9 I'll take that with a side of fresh pineapple too. :D

[ZombieNixon]

55. Polar bear liver curry

Extra spicy with a side dish of a huge bowl of refried beans washed down with pints of really good beer. I want to go out on my own terms and with really bad gas. :evilgrin: