Always get a second opinion.... a little funny

[lost-in-nj]

The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
> The bad news is that it will require castration.
>
> You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press
> on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The
> only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'
>
> Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live
> for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.
>
> When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first
> time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of
> himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a
> different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
>
> He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... a
> new suit.' He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like a new
> suit.'
>
> The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see...size 44 long.'
>
> Joe laughed, 'That's right, how did you know?'
>
> 'Been in the business 60 years!' the tailor said.
>
> Joe tried on the suit; it fit perfectly.
>
> As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a
> new shirt?'
>
> Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure.'
>
> The salesman eyed Joe and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.'
>
> Joe was surprised, 'That's right, how did you know?'
>
> ' Been in the business 60 years.'
>
> Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly.
>
> Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, 'How
> about some new underwear?'
>
> Joe thought for a momen! t and sa id, 'Sure.'
>
> The salesman said, 'Let's see...size 36.'
>
> Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.'
>
> The salesman shook his head, 'You can't wear a size 34. A size 34
> would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give
> you one hell of a headache.'
>
> New suit - $400
> New shirt - $36
> New underwear - $6
> Second opinion - PRICELESS



lost

[Parche]

1. Ah Nuts Ho Chi Minh

"Balls, said the Queen, If I had 2 I would be King"

:hi:

found

[Brigid]

2. Hilarious!

:rofl: