NoelMN is telling people I'm pregnant.

[LaraMN]

:crazy:

My husband took the kids to a birthday party for my FIL and BIL last night.
Apparently, Noel was circulating among our relatives announcing that I'm pregnant.

Uhhhh... NO I'm NOT!

I've even told Noel that we're done having children. I don't know where he got that idea from, or if he just thought it was funny to say as much.

Then I started wondering if my belly looks fat or something.

:silly:

I suppose I'll be fielding questions about my purported "condition" from family members, now.

:banghead:

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

1. Congratulations!

When's the baby not due?
What are you not going to call it?

A joke:
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."


(Edited to add in-law joke)

[LaraMN]

5. Tentative non-name: "Quagmire Eustace Puffington, the third."

:bounce:

[Deja Q]

2. Did he watch the MTV awards, look at Brittney, and then compare her to you?

:hide:

[LaraMN]

6. As far as I know, uh-uh.

But if he starts hinting around that I should get a weave, I will become thoroughly suspicious...

[Maine-ah]

3. bwahhaahaaa

I did that to my mom....

:rofl:

don't ask me why though. I was only six at the time.

[LaraMN]

7. It's bizarre!

Wishful thinking, perhaps. He's been periodically requesting another sibling for several years.

[DS1]

4. yeah whatever Britney

[LaraMN]

9. Hey, I wear panties with skirts!

Although there was that time I let Jack steer the car. It seemed a better idea than trying to steer AND apply my lipstick at the same time.

[yardwork]

8. How old is Noel?

When my son was four he told his preschool class that I was pregnant. Apparently somebody else in class had a new baby brother or sister and my son wanted one too.

[LaraMN]

10. He's nine and a half.

He has NO excuse!

:rofl:

[yardwork]

11. Mmmm. That is a little old to be inventing baby siblings....

But maybe he wants one really, really badly?