nadine_mn
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Wed Sep-12-07 03:10 PM
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Confession time - whats the most embarrassing thing |
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that has happened to you at the Doctors office?
:grouphug: We are all friends here so I will start:
I had a major anxiety attack on Monday that landed me in urgent care. First let me tell you - I am big girl (300+ and no the anxiety wasn't over the getting on the scale part). My hubby who is very sweet came home from work to take me.
1) So first I have to "hop" on the exam table - well I stand on the foot stool part attached to the table and flip the table off the floor, I step off it and it slams down and scared the crap out of the Dr. Hubby had to brace the end of the table so my lard ass could get up there.
2)Then the Dr lifts my shirt to hear my lungs, and I hear my husband start laughing. At first I thought it was because when I slid, my pants went one way while my ass went the other, so I knew I was showing my panties (and possibly a hint of crack). But then I hear my husband laughing like Peter Griffin and I heard him say "umm I did that".
Now I am paranoid, and my husband confesses that he drew on my back above the crack (from when I was ending over earlier - he saw the blank canvas and drew on me)
So he is laughing, I am mortified, the Dr thinks we must be some weird ass kinks....
No wonder he was so quick to write that scrip for xanax
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IndianaJones
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Wed Sep-12-07 03:12 PM
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1. I got trampled at a sideshow tent where a woman turned into a gorilla. nt. |
MrCoffee
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Wed Sep-12-07 03:12 PM
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2. the doc was prepping me for the vasectomy |
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he'd just finished taping me up and had left the room to get something when a female receptionist walked in. she was mortified, i was stoned on pharmacy-grade tranks so i didn't care at all.
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