Wahoo - today is my birthday - tell me about your gifts

[nadine_mn]

So tell me - what is the most inappropriate gift you have ever received?


what about best?

[Redstone]

1. The best? That would be surving long enough to have another birthday. And having

a family that makes me want to do that, year after year.

I know guys my age (50s) who have always been single, and when I was younger I thought I might do the same (didn't get married for the first time until my 30s), and DAMN am I glad I didn't stay single.

Best birthday wishes to you, Nadine. Enjoy your day.

Redstone

[mikeytherat]

2. I'll go with "Most Inappropriate"

Once, in my Christmas stocking, I got some soap-on-a-rope with a little cartoon devil on it. It was from my grandmother, and she was so pleased with it. She went on and on about how she got it for me because I was "such a little devil" (I was 17 at the time), and she told us how she mentioned to the salespeople that she was getting it for her young grandson. Well, grandma's eyesight was not the best, and she did not read the text underneath the the little cartoon devil. The text in question?:

I'm a Horny Little Devil

To this day I wish I could have seen the expressions on the sales staff's faces.

mikey_the_rat

[nadine_mn]

6. lol - your grandma probably knew what she was buying

never underestimate the raunchy side of older people - I work with elders and holy man have they taught me some stuff. The best was my grandma telling me she seduced my grandpa and "made" him marry her (they were married in January, their eldeest was born in early Sept):woohoo:

[Guava Jelly]

3. Happy Birthday!!

Besides some doobage when i was younger nothing inappropriate.
My best was a kick ass camera this year

[ThomCat]

4. I was given a guy to sleep with.

I was his Christmas present, and he was mine. :P

A mutual friend decided that we really needed a one-night stand with each other. It never turned into anything more than that, but it was a very fun one-night stand.

[buddhamama]

5. Happy Birthday!

i've been fortunate in the gift department... i've got nothing interesting to report.