Without the backstory..... what's the funniest thing yo've said on a date.

[HEyHEY]

Last night;

"What are you so nervous about? It's just a prostitute."

[johnnie]

1. It's been so long since I have been on a date

So it was probably something like, "Hey, let's go to my place and watch Alf".

[american_typeculture]

2. "So I broke into this church at 3:00 a.m."

"I had to, I was drunk."

[evlbstrd]

3. "I smoke an awful lot of dope."

[MrCoffee]

4. "Excuse me, I have to go purge."

She thought I was anorexic for years afterward.

[truebrit71]

5. Got any English in you?

Want some? :evilgrin:

[Pierre.Suave]

6. "you must be really good at manipulating rats..."

Honestly, nothing else had to be said.

[DS1]

7. Showgirls might not be bad

:rofl:

[Lisa]

8. "they haven't even called the election yet, and you're already in a compromising position ..."

Said to a friend (who had just announced he's running for public office) when we were squashed together in the back of someone else's pickup cab, on the way downtown to have dinner together.

I'm just glad I didn't say "dropped the writ yet", because that would have marked me as a hard-core political junkie.